Dear Old Dudes,
We would let you hang out with us more if you had a modicum of decorum and didn’t get all horny all the time. Why can’t you be like this guy, a scholar and a gentleman that plays great old records we never heard and then cheerfully fucks off when he’s done.
When people have retro theme parties in the future and they want to look 2007ish, they’ll dress like this. If this is how we’re going to go down in history I think we did a pretty good job.
