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Subject: yeah
Date: Mar 29 2006 11:31:53 AM
Author: Kiel

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Subject: fuck you guys
Date: Mar 22 2006 10:41:37 AM
Author: reno

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Subject: geni!!!
Date: Mar 22 2006 09:09:45 AM
Author: tommy

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Subject: "LIES"
Date: Mar 20 2006 11:49:49 AM
Author: verdad

Was it really necessary to put the word LIES over each article top and change the issues name to LIES. I know everyone isn't up on latin, but is any one really kicking them self now for being fooled?



Subject: "posting a comment"
Date: Mar 13 2006 07:20:16 PM
Author: douglas daniel clark

last issue great,cant put down,just cant.
so when is "the bicycle"issue due out?
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Subject: vice dolls are gay
Date: Mar 11 2006 09:03:52 PM
Author: vice dolls are gay

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Subject: you wastemans
Date: Mar 10 2006 11:34:49 AM
Author: Showerman

your magazine sucks, bunch of cunts who don't know shit and that prancehall is a cunt who looks like chicken little.

he was probably bullied at school too......



Subject: Philosophy
Date: Mar 08 2006 04:27:45 AM
Author: Phil

Is it possible to be a hipster?

I don't see how that one works.

BTW - hipster is an anagram of retard bus



Subject: props
Date: Mar 07 2006 05:06:46 PM
Author: J

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Subject: Re: A.C.
Date: Mar 07 2006 11:16:17 AM
Author: Just sharted meself

That is the best news I have heard in a while...the existence of the 'hipster' or 'indie' crowd is no longer amusing as it is apparent that they completely live off the trust funds their wealthy parents provide them with. I wonder how cute all those hipsters use to look in their boarding school outfits before they discovered weed their senior year of high school......you guys are fooling nobody, you can't pay rent as a gallery intern or pushing abstract art. See you guys at the country club! Oi



Subject: Oh "extra, extra" bitches
Date: Mar 06 2006 07:00:57 PM
Author: A.C.

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CNN Breaking News: Williamsburg, Brooklyn just died. Many thousand of blacks and latinos rose up and slaughtered the white and asian privileged-class slackers -enabling rent to plummet to reasonable prices and cafes and french bistros to decrease by 300%. Many fires were set in which trillions of pieces of art were destroyed. Investigators put the total value of the artwork at about 10 dollars.
A small mass of hipsters fled the mayhem and headed south to Fort Greene. Once there they reportedly could not understand what seemed to be local residents coming home from "work".



Subject: Cnuting ccoks
Date: Mar 06 2006 06:49:18 PM
Author: Jeremy O\o\O\o\O\o'Wolvgang

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As for vice and the people that people it, well, hmmm ... okay, fuck %99.9% of you. Just kidding. I want you never to have exis- hey, wait, less of this negative shit.

Will you publish me now? Job? Maybe? Skills... ummm... internet? excellent auto-sexual skills. mmm. Social. Ish. And I really care about stuff. I mean, I care about shit. If I'm chewing the fat with my brothers, I'm, like, the one that comes in sticking up for the little guy. I'm a big fan of the little guy. Hate to see him rubbed up the wrong way. Depending on what colour he is. Yellow, brown - not so good. Pink - thumbs up!! Blue, think you're in the desert.

Blue

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Subject: My issue
Date: Mar 06 2006 05:44:44 PM
Author: Julia Delcomyn

I stopped receiving my issue and I was wondering where it was at.



Subject: object
Date: Mar 06 2006 05:24:44 PM
Author: blame

Not for nothing, but if you're going to make an entire issue of sarcastic "articles" - ya might want to check out these guys; http://www.theonion.com/content/index

Yeah they're good, huh? But hey, you guys have that gross jar thing, so..you know, that's original.



Subject: DD
Date: Mar 06 2006 07:18:35 AM
Author: B==3

Let's talk some more about these Turtleheads.

I tried to talk about them before, but I got censored. That made me angry. And anger makes me violant.

It was a really lovely posting, where I meditated upon the various turtle-scarves, and how they'd look on the naked chalet-ladies in my retreat at Lake Tahoe, and also hanging down my naked, hairy chest and perking up on my happy li'l pinky, all perked and pinked at how pristine these things really are.

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Subject: <3
Date: Mar 05 2006 10:44:59 AM
Author: me

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Subject: stop doing so much coke
Date: Mar 03 2006 09:42:07 AM
Author: get off your ass vice

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Subject: lesbian seagull vs.
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Author: multicultural conglomoration

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Subject: Weak Hoaxes
Date: Mar 02 2006 10:19:50 AM
Author: Death Charon

Why doesn't Vice step it up like Rad Company and do real hoax like the one on Limozeenz. These guys claimed to have stolen all these indie bands gear and took heat for it.

http://www.radcompany.net/Storys/NewsStorys/Limozeenz/Li
mozeenz.html


If your going to be fake, at least go all the way. Once you go hoax, the sky is the limit, and it just shows how weak their writers are. The shit in this issue is just boring.
I'll read the next one though.



Subject: cont.
Date: Mar 02 2006 04:58:22 AM
Author: cool

It's all just propaganda. And they don't care about you, they only care about their own 'people'.



Subject: get it.
Date: Mar 02 2006 04:56:40 AM
Author: cool

So what's the point of making an issue where most of the stuff is made up, remade, photoshopped and so on???

Well, this is what most media does all the time. The media in US and Europe is owned by a certain group of extreme people from a certain group - of a specefic ethnicity.

All they do is manipulate, lie, and exagerate + choose what news, movies... you watch every day.

So I think the people at vice might be trying to tell you guys -> all media has an agenda + an owner who pushes that agenda. Also if you own enough media, you can controll the government+ laws (to get the people to wote on you, if you're a politician, you need the media on your side, not to loose your job).

So who owns the media? What is their agenda? Why this need to controll the people, why all these lies? One obvious agenda is multiculturalism.

How can you trust this media, can you be sure the new york times isn't lying to you? Well they are. Time to wake up folks.



Subject: links
Date: Mar 01 2006 02:22:33 PM
Author: o~

wine_maker's song links update that is funniest ever.......sh*t must be very painful too.



Subject: NEW ISSSUE
Date: Mar 01 2006 08:25:46 AM
Author: DC

yo vice its fuckin march 1, wheres the new issue?



Subject: I liked the UK Issue
Date: Feb 28 2006 12:16:58 PM
Author: Me

and this one sucks beyond belief. Any chance we could switch-up the writers?



Subject: insider art
Date: Feb 27 2006 08:07:04 AM
Author: Flexy

Where is it? i dont know how to find things? question mark? But seriously how do we find more from that letter on the "sexually dangerous" chick's pictures and stuff?



Subject: TurtleScarf/T-Shirterchiefs
Date: Feb 26 2006 06:39:31 AM
Author: Biz Op

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Subject: VERDAD
Date: Feb 25 2006 10:52:23 PM
Author: name

what does verdad mean?



Subject: TurtleScarf/T-Shirterchiefs
Date: Feb 25 2006 02:17:34 PM
Author: Allay California, LLC

Hello,

A friend of ours directed us to a recent issue of Vice Magazine. We were delighted to find out a new trend of wearing "T-Shirterchiefs." (http://www.viceland.com/ca/v13n2/htdocs/fashion.php) Exciting! We have a similar product as well called the "TurtleScarf" which is pending patent. We were an exhibitor at the MAGIC tradeshow in Las Vegas. Feel free to check us out at www.allaycalifornia.com or www.myspace.com/allaycalifornia. Thanks for your time.

Best,

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Subject: GIRLFIGHT
Date: Feb 23 2006 11:03:44 AM
Author: CEDRIA

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Subject: Stoopid
Date: Feb 22 2006 01:18:35 PM
Author: LaLa

Yup - this issue sucks. All made up - what's the point of this magazine anymore? I am bored of it. Time for something new.



Subject: Canada responds to Burt
Date: Feb 22 2006 08:13:42 AM
Author: J-Rad

In my expierience, assholes named burt almost always exaggerate their sexual activity. The fact that you're convinced you're going to suck some teenaged pussy at school...and get head...and fuck some tiny titty at home...and then fuck your wife(who probably doesn't exist)leads me to assume that you may have had sex once in your life... maybe twice. So here's what i think. I think you're some pathetic loser of a teenaged boy who just recently discovered porn OR you're a middle aged sexual predator with a sick obsession with teeny twat. So, on behalf of every man, woman and child in Canada; stay in Fenkirk-you're sick. I'd rather have a country full of fags than pieces of shit like you.



Subject: Raymond's face
Date: Feb 22 2006 05:06:14 AM
Author: Hubert

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Once on the top of the head (where he has a cute little afro) and once on the facial part.

In the morning, I'll have to take him to the cleaners but hide it in a bag so no-one see's raymond's jizzy face.



Subject: All Canadians are gay
Date: Feb 22 2006 05:00:54 AM
Author: Burt

Because all of your men are a genetically homosexual race (like the English) - you therefore are inferior and don't suck pussy everyday like we do here in Fenkirk. Today, alone, i will most likely suck 2-3 16 yr. old pussy at school, have at least 2 blow job, and will fuck normal twice at night with 15 yr. old girls and maybe a fuck for my wife as well. Unlike in United States, age of consent in Fenkirk is 13 (like in Spain!).



Subject: vice in china
Date: Feb 21 2006 11:58:38 PM
Author: r e d

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Subject: CPH
Date: Feb 21 2006 01:37:45 PM
Author: punisher

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Subject: say whizzat?
Date: Feb 20 2006 09:47:13 PM
Author: doctor pink

i guess there is some competiztion goin' dizzown?
i aint no punk, bitch!
smooches.
doctor pink

p.s. put this in Vice, too. it'll be good. trust me.
if it's about "darn"... you know the rest. AWESOME!



Subject: look! what grace he exhibits!
Date: Feb 20 2006 09:45:33 PM
Author: diesel

now that is class...
tip of the cap to you, "darn"
your sycophant bitch,
diesel



Subject: wow.
Date: Feb 20 2006 09:39:52 PM
Author: darn

you guys are nice.
thanks.
darn



Subject: "darn", that doctor pink is right-on!
Date: Feb 20 2006 09:32:39 PM
Author: diesel

i was just about to post something which was basically to the same effect as that of doctor pink, save the jivery and boasting, but chalk full of kudos and musings for and about this most treasured, and assuredly brilliant person.
tally-ho!, "darn"
your overt adrmirer,
diesel



Subject: look at my pants the cost $400 Im cool
Date: Feb 20 2006 09:35:29 PM
Author: just not worth it

what i want to know is seeing as your such fucking pop trash will you suck my dick for 10 bucks? It really is a shame the do's and dont's have turned into such a crock. Much like the rest of the content really, your just forcing it a bit and if your forcing to hard all you going to do is shit yourself and blow a blood vien in your eye. The chewing out you had comming to you has turned up, and with luck its got Jaws proportions. you set yourself up as untouchable uber hip and you will be cut down. tall popies that you are people want to see you fail.

Dont feel bad, its just trends, vice is a trend. Years ago you were cool, you got popular, you got merchandice and rest if the bling and the hollow/rich sold out feeling. People will now reject you and move on but vice will be reborn in a Kyle Minogue make up and implants kinda way every 5-8 years.

You are pop culture. doesnt it turn you on. Im touching myself right now.



Subject: throw this in the next vice issue...
Date: Feb 20 2006 09:15:21 PM
Author: doctor pink

as an avid vice reader and cool mutha fucka, yes, i think that "darn" is right about bustas dissin on the set in dey own hood. also, i think it should become a major "do" for people to suggest what they think a "do" should be, i.e. what "darn" said earlier. i guess this "darn" guy will be beneath this posting, but hey, i wish his could be above mine, as clizearly, it belongs there. word. you guys should write a story about that "darn" guy. i bet he would do something cool. i guess what im trying to say here is that i am going to watch out for an enitre "darn" issue.
smooches,
doctor pink



Subject: i hate people that complain about vice.
Date: Feb 20 2006 09:09:02 PM
Author: darn

i do. i really, really do hate people who complain about vice on the vice website. now, this complaining that i am doing, that is cool to do on the vice webste. i would wager it will become, or probably already is a major "do". my noble modesty is totally wasted on those jive-ass turkeys. i totally lack the emoticon for something like this. :(



Subject: blue eyed
Date: Feb 20 2006 07:49:17 AM
Author: paul_kelp

guess i was kinda blue eyed when i thought parts of the articles in the verdad issue actually had true content.
liked your zine a lot. never read much of the texts though. wonīt do it again.



Subject: not fanny, not fanny...hihihi
Date: Feb 17 2006 07:31:22 AM
Author: clichenda

cliche vice once again with the renegade master... que pega... no hay nada peor que una revista que trata de ser, pero no le sale.... terrorism..oohhhh edgy...... drugs.....thats always a winner..... BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not even the donīts r fanny....



Subject: Re: BMX !!!
Date: Feb 17 2006 02:14:03 AM
Author: peter jackson

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Subject: gettin stoned on stones
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Author: radar

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Subject: BMX !!!
Date: Feb 15 2006 01:12:07 PM
Author: ruben alcantara

BMX in the cover of vice !! awesome !!!!



Subject: fuck vice
Date: Feb 15 2006 11:54:58 AM
Author: punisher

i just want to destroy everything



Subject: Vice
Date: Feb 14 2006 09:54:11 AM
Author: Anton

vice has been a good read in the past and i must say still is most of the time. but occasionaly i get an issue that just pisses me off because its full of shit that doesn't make me laugh, all good things come to an end. is VICE? what the ferk are you going to do to keep this mag kicking arse?



Subject: pfft
Date: Feb 13 2006 10:23:40 AM
Author: dork

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Subject: onion
Date: Feb 13 2006 01:27:08 AM
Author: max

is vice 'the onion' now?



Subject: the brilliance of this issue...
Date: Feb 12 2006 09:12:34 PM
Author: Mike Hell

yet another issue designed to solicit some of the most moronic comments possible from your readers. well done! could a feedback issue be too far off?



Subject: Verdad
Date: Feb 12 2006 10:17:10 AM
Author: Skillet

This issue is > than the world weekly news or any other tabloid



Subject: music reviews
Date: Feb 12 2006 05:05:06 AM
Author: Stankey

Yay for music reviews!



Subject: vice
Date: Feb 11 2006 05:27:03 PM
Author: -

better than the last issue...should stil be better though



Subject: 1
Date: Feb 10 2006 04:10:17 PM
Author: 1

he's using a dictionary to read the lies.



Subject: Espaņol
Date: Feb 10 2006 10:05:50 AM
Author: Jamie Mentira

Hubiera sido mas divertido que publicaran todo en espaņol. Todos con diccionarios tratando de leer todas estas mentiras. BUMMER!!!



Subject: NY Times?
Date: Feb 09 2006 11:07:13 PM
Author: Anon.

Is this suppose to be a mockery of the NY Times?



Subject: crafty
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:11:32 PM
Author: you know who

that was great. it's hard to read through a whole booring article once you figure out whats going on. parts of it were good though. love the galaxy thing. reading peoples frustrated comments was hilarious.



Subject: Issue theme
Date: Feb 09 2006 07:59:52 AM
Author: D

The worst issue of all time was cool, but this is just a little annoying. Why have a theme that just involves making shit up?



Subject: this ish'
Date: Feb 09 2006 07:20:48 AM
Author: Dude

This issue feels like one big in-joke.



Subject: food for thought much
Date: Feb 09 2006 04:44:16 AM
Author: 4 million light years of puke


Researchers at the Gwfyndin University Telescope Center in northern Wales have discovered a new galaxy. It is 4 million light-years from ours and, according to the Welsh astronomers, it is a perfect mirror image of the Milky Way. Maybe there is a little mirror of you in there doing little mirrors of the little things you do. Food for thought much?


what i want to know is

does it fuck for money?



Subject: verdad
Date: Feb 08 2006 10:06:54 PM
Author: never

verdad= truth
so fucked up huh!
its all one big bluff
the press will go crazy!!!!!
these guys truly have their finger on the pulse



Subject: what's
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:20:29 PM
Author: this

ISSUE ABOUT?!



Subject: In regards to this issue-
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:03:42 PM
Author: CRO

This is a stupid issue.



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