Rolling on E can be a bit of a bummer if you’re not the center of attention and nobody wants to make out with you. But when you’re the master of ceremonies and you’re lying there like a Native American Thor with at least three viable pussy options, nothing is better.




It’s hard to place what is so rad about this girl (Puerto Rican birthday clown not withstanding) but the way she combines haute couture and nerd-at-a-sleepover makes you want to start a TV show where you two travel around the world fucking with people.

When you’re a 10 it’s best to pull back on the accessories and just go like, one lipstick punch, one New York shirt and then back off. When you have too much shit on you it’s like Batman calling Robin a homo. It’s just mean.

See what I mean? This is dirty pool. All that gold shit on top of those knee high boots is a huge fuck off to all the 6s and 7s that are in there trying their best.

The bag is a bit fag but how about the way this guy made Interpol into a mod version of a soccer hooligan? Like all the grimy after hours clubs of New York mixed with the dry wit and superior education of North London.




Getting Asian chicks is easy but when you’re an Asian guy, getting white chicks can be a hassle. Sometimes the only way to do it is to come on real strong and brave and basically insist that every woman you see kisses your ass.

In a world where every anus with access to a magazine is wearing stressed denim and a silkscreened blazer, it’s nice to see guys go out on a limb and rock homeless golf pirate and 14th Century swashbuckler in a giant piece of lint.





Just when you think the whole city is one big jaded mess of self-conscious dipshits that are too cool to care, a cute couple like this comes along and makes trying okay. Not trying too hard, but just enough to have a good time.

Looking sexy is just various combinations of being relatively nude. If the outfits already been done a few times other girls will call you a slut, but if you can throw this over that shoulder, cut these almost up your ass and let some tits come crawling out in a new way, you get to give out boners scorn free.

Tuxedo shirts are a get out of jail free card for any girl in the world—even incredibly attractive ones in short shorts that are red with exhaustion and covered in sweat.


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Date: Jul 24 2006 11:30:10 PM
Author: rt

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Subject: live from dr. snuggles
Date: Jul 13 2006 03:10:49 PM
Author: lover

speaking of fags, i just checked out amy kellner's website, www.teenageunicorn.com and OMG i want gavin's hot uncut cock inside my warm little manhole!! it's so awesome looking. like for real! check it out. i can imagine his pregnant wife just sucking it back, all day long, eating his cum over beaver tails and kraft dinner. oh i want it so!! gavin's dick is a little bigger than mine, so i want it more. more more more!! i want it!! give it to ME!!! how big is it? does anybody know? will he let me ride his hot beefstick this weekend? oooohhhhh i can imagine it RIGHT NOW!!! ooooohhhh. i love gavin's dick so much! it's so cute and uncircumsized. like a delicate asian fruit. ohhhh i really want it!! i am a man! we are brothers of the same sex!!



Subject:
Date: May 15 2006 03:28:09 PM
Author:

Newsflash: Irak are fags. Not even good fags, like the type of fags who you respect because they have no problem with putting your face through your windshield, they are the type of fags who walk on tippy toes whenever they leave Lower Manhattan.



Subject: irak n sacer
Date: Mar 25 2006 05:13:27 PM
Author: t

have had their cocks so deep in your mouths for so long that well, its kinda pathetic. I mean how many pictures do you have with that dude in it? How does that guy even go out writing without getting recognized by stupid vice-literate hipsters? writers arent celebrities. Most of them are high school kids, running in train tunels, silent as fucking ninjas. This whole modern prattassed graff culture is fucking pathetic. FUK YOU!



Subject: re: girl with sex
Date: Feb 10 2006 04:04:36 PM
Author: robyn

im sorry but girl with the shorts and shirt barely covering her breasts is in no way a do. not only has it been done before but done in tacky taste....boring!!!



Subject: !
Date: Feb 09 2006 04:52:22 PM
Author: !!!

that giant piece of lint is AWESOME.



Subject: ugh
Date: Feb 09 2006 04:45:02 AM
Author: misty

as far as i am concerned sailor boy and his bird definitely look like a pair of self conscious dip shits. also they look awful.



Subject: What?
Date: Feb 07 2006 05:24:26 AM
Author: horse of the hospital

"Native American Thor with at least three viable pussy options" ... you mean they're female? Who are you trying to kid?



Subject: Destroying everyone
Date: Feb 06 2006 09:21:45 PM
Author: Armageddonday

Some days you just want to kill everyone. Fucking shitwizards waving their brown wand all over the fucking place and fucking up your day. Why???



Subject: 'birobeards'
Date: Feb 06 2006 04:00:53 PM
Author: Spalex

In response to 'fuck the whites' -
Whats with you indians and your gay biro-beards, there the paki-evelotion of the pencil moustache. you've all got too much time on your hands, not getting wrecked-up like us.



Subject: All Mixed Up
Date: Feb 06 2006 01:50:42 PM
Author: x

uh...i think you guys got the do's and dont's photos mixed up. interns sleeping on the job again, huh vice? since when is being an ugly, badly dressed slut a do? retards. by the way, whats up with the absinthe campaign? you guys run out of ideas or what? "bottled inspiration?" fucking sell-outs. oh yay. now i can have inspiration too! (lets out huuuuuge fart)



Subject: bedford ave
Date: Feb 05 2006 11:51:53 PM
Author: Billy Pruyn

are you still taking pictures of Bedford ave. like its the milan of new york!!!! (or brooklyn... because brooklyn is still not new york) have you seen the strollers of the apocalypse!!!!



Subject: irony so thick
Date: Feb 05 2006 11:09:47 PM
Author: you could cut it with a dildo

hey I just checked out the Viceland staff party. what a bunch of dildos you guys look like. you guys should have hired people to pose as you for that photo set.



Subject: so what
Date: Feb 05 2006 03:49:20 AM
Author: pieetal

so whats wrong with being from a very wealthy family and having a show at the museum ? so what if those polaroids sucks ,so does shit from all those slaving to the big soho ho ho artssholes schnabels etc grant fueled graduates from parsons and other fancy art schools...
as for photography itself, it's way too much far apart from any kind of talent or real art, even bruce weber and his pics ironically of him and those and some suck big time
nonetheless they guy deserves the do, at least he worked hard on that for sure and I do too remember him from the way back, apart of being a vice mascot just a few years back..., he used to wear really baggy pants and had one of those spiky hairdos kinda yugi-ohh japanimation video game hero figure look ( dunno maybe reflection of graff of the time, just like graff always balancing on being raw to some degree and also corny to some extent... )and a cute skatebord too.. so, he thinks he's a cholo on madison ave now



Subject: suck fat indian dick
Date: Feb 04 2006 10:46:00 PM
Author: fuck the whites

fuck all you white people that have a problem with indians YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK BITCHS



Subject: Smelly Pussy
Date: Feb 04 2006 08:18:27 PM
Author: Greasy Spic

That guy Dash Snow is fucking cunt.

Cocksucking fuck-face who has conned a few fags in to thinking that he's an artist when he's really just a poncy social climber.

He makes a few sucky photo's and thinks he's a rock star. Fuck face. You annoying prick.



Subject: it's means it is
Date: Feb 04 2006 01:24:00 AM
Author: jojomama

it's means it is...its' is the possesive form, bitch...merry jingo is a fag...so get off your high horse cuz mine is higher bitch ass trick ass piece a muthafuckin shit cock sucker asshole bitch



Subject: final photo
Date: Feb 02 2006 02:57:15 PM
Author: holloway road

with the last pic whats with the chick in the background???



Subject: me
Date: Feb 02 2006 04:20:16 AM
Author: lilly

i am cool



Subject: d.snow
Date: Feb 01 2006 12:19:52 PM
Author: way back

rememebr when that dude had gold fronts and he looked like he was in non phixon.
i guess he's metal now



Subject: dash
Date: Feb 01 2006 12:15:01 PM
Author: j

i wish i was born a millionaire.



Subject: gavin/ dash
Date: Feb 01 2006 10:52:13 AM
Author: lady

no way is that gavin. he's hairy as hell and a little tubby around the middle. not mention he's a kanuck- not a native american thor...



Subject: that guy
Date: Feb 01 2006 08:05:28 AM
Author: this guy

what/who is dash



Subject: Merry Jingo
Date: Jan 31 2006 11:20:52 PM
Author: Mungo Jerry

Not it's not.

If you're too retarded to understand the meaning of the word oxymoron, let alone language in general, I guess there's no point in calling you a pedantic little fairy, because there's a danger you might not understand any of what's being said to you.

Language (and it's not so subtle nuances) might not be a viable career option for you. Maybe you should stick to wanking, smoking bongs and living at your mom's.



Subject: my 10 cents worth.
Date: Jan 31 2006 09:14:48 PM
Author: flaco

the black girl with the bling. hell yes.
the puerto rican girl w the daisy dukes. yes.
(but I wouldnt go down on her).
skinny white girls. overrated.
that chick with her face buried in that dudes ass.
good times.
dont give a fuck about dash.
(but I like his polaroids)



Subject: Smell
Date: Jan 31 2006 08:56:56 PM
Author: Thor's Anus

this smells



Subject: i fucked gavin
Date: Jan 31 2006 04:42:58 PM
Author: famous seamus

naw, that's G-man in the flesh. i fucked that ass and it was like rattling a hockey stick in a garbage can. a rather moist rubbermaid garbage can, with leather handles.




Subject: boys
Date: Jan 31 2006 03:52:20 PM
Author: lady

that is not gavin- it is definitely dash. i should know, i boned the guy last year- or he boned me i should say- and those are his tats for sure. i am very alarmed to hear this talk of him fucking old puckered buttholes, young ones maybe, but not old- that's just mean gossip.



Subject: Mungo Jerry IS a fuckface.
Date: Jan 31 2006 11:12:00 AM
Author: Gerry Mingo

You said:

"Personally, I prefer to fuck pussy.

If anyone personified the word cliché I guess it'd be that dude."

-but this is an oxymoron.

So are you.



Subject: Is Thor Actually Gavin
Date: Jan 31 2006 07:53:15 AM
Author: Nick Wetton

For all those retards that actually know, Thor is actually Gavin and his new look is better than his previous fucked up French Homeless Gay person!



Subject: thor's pussy
Date: Jan 30 2006 07:28:40 PM
Author: jenny

oh...just to clear this all up.
If any of you fucks have ever done E you'd realize that the third pussy option is obviously the rugged black fedora with the gorgeously delicate labes pressed into its front crest. I mean it's even positioned action-style adjacent to his junk like he's posing it for the camera, for chrissake.



Subject: lint and golf pirates
Date: Jan 30 2006 07:05:18 PM
Author: jenny

black issue....white issue-fuck it. i'm just relieved to see corey feldman off the black heron long enough to dress himself up and latch up wit russell simmon's kid for a night on the town. Everybody deserves to have a good time.



Subject: Fuck-Face
Date: Jan 30 2006 02:48:12 AM
Author: Mungo Jerry

That cunt Dash Snow fucks old men for money. If I spent my nights fucking old men's filthy disgusting, puckered old shit-boxes, I'd want to get obliterated too.

Personally, I prefer to fuck pussy.

If anyone personified the word cliché I guess it'd be that dude.



Subject: DJ legendary set
Date: Jan 30 2006 02:33:48 AM
Author: Isosolese

Why dont YOU fuck off out of our country, you genetically bent, goofy toothed cunt. Go back to eating jellied eels and living on the dole in some disgusting shit-hole.

Yeah, China is certainly on the rise - but you're pathetic little former empire that you call Britain is being carved up by the Saudi's, the rest of Europe and yes, China..I don't see over 4 million people a year risking their lives to gain access to your country or China...I guess America ain't so bad after all.



Subject: you guys are fucking losers
Date: Jan 29 2006 09:47:48 PM
Author: danny

Jesus Christ, why dont you guys just get a fucking life, are you honestly wasting your time criticizing, 60 pieces of paper sandwhiched in between two glossy covers? You guys try to over analyze everything...just give it a break. Take vice for what it is, a source of entertainment. Your constant bitching is not going to make vice change their magazine, and for the love of god stop fucking generalizing 20 something year olds into these bullshit categories like "hipsters" and "scenesters", stop placing fucking labels on people, its nothign, but a diluted form of racism. Please stop your mindless babble about whatever the fuck you fags babble about and go do us all a favor and jerk off so maybe you can all losen up just a tiny little bit.



Subject: yanks
Date: Jan 29 2006 07:17:27 PM
Author: dj legendary set

your all whining american spoilt self centered c*cksuckers!
hahaaaaaaaaa
its happening in other countries now, your times ltd.
make way for china, you people are on the way out.
now get out.



Subject: later guys
Date: Jan 27 2006 06:25:43 PM
Author: getoutta town

face facts, everything and everyone is burnt in nyc. you've got these old skool guys trying to legitimise being junky fuck up, couch hopping losers cause they were here when shit really went down. you got middle schoolers trying to pretend they are old skool by making up stories and supporting junky couch hopping old heads. then new school kids saying fuck hipsters and fuck brooklyn and fuck everything that exists while desperatley wanting to get invited to boring parties with coke addeled meat head "art fags". i'm moving to detroit, niggaz be keepin it mad real in the mid west!



Subject: indiana
Date: Jan 27 2006 12:34:04 PM
Author: john

what the fuck is up with all you assholes referring to indiana as a midwestern shithole with no culture and full of boring fucks. I am from indiana i went to school with rich kids and poor kids, about half my school was black. Kids from my grade went to harvard, yale, brown, cornell, stanford, etc. I went to school with numerous people that dropped out of highschool. We had cops everywhere at my school. I went to school with numerous people that were murdered. IT is diverse is my point.
Dont refer to my home as a bland midwestern shithole when you rich, Private schooled, east coast dicks dont know shit about my home. I love the midwest, yall can all suck my dick.
and oh yeah, i fucking love casserole



Subject: anger
Date: Jan 26 2006 05:19:54 PM
Author: jeez

sounds like all y'all are jealous of this dash guy or whatever. but i do agree- it must be easy to be a skumbag, graf artsist druggie when mom and pop are there to bail yer asss out every time. and to get you shows at museums and such. but none the less, he's a lucky cat and probably a nice fellow. try not to be so negative people, it'll only come back to you one day...



Subject: yo dumbasses
Date: Jan 25 2006 09:09:30 PM
Author: dirt back Yorkers

Um, I dont know how to say this to all of you who post on here, BUT WHO FUCKIN CARES, ALL OF YOU are trying way too HARD to be 'COOL'. FUK brooklyn and HIPSTERS/TrenDsters/VIllage Fuks/ and all of you wanna be's down out on the scene. Keep it MOVIN' KIDDIES!!!!!!!!!1



Subject: philly
Date: Jan 25 2006 11:23:28 AM
Author: nyclifer

philly cats are so hard. and they have great spelling too. being poor is not a badge of honor guy.



Subject: eatadik
Date: Jan 24 2006 11:04:41 PM
Author: anonymous prime

fuk yall i'm from philly and now i live and work in nyc. my parents aint rich and aren't into art and niether were any of my friends that i grew up with. but i was into art and now i'm working in a creative field with business trips and perdium so, eatafatdik bitch you're corny



Subject: JOKE
Date: Jan 24 2006 01:24:52 PM
Author: gusmeister

How many hipsters/scenesters does it take to fill up the VICE "do's" page? TOO FUCKING MANY
*^&% VOMIT (&^%%



Subject: what's the big fucking deal?
Date: Jan 24 2006 12:10:22 PM
Author: gay ass chinese hermaphrodite

why is everybody hating on dash snow and terrence? they're just fucking artists. artists are notoriously the biggest fucking fuck ups the world has ever seen, that's what being an artist is, getting so fucked up that you may not live past forty and documenting it. otherwise what's the point. and in comparison to a lot of practicing artists out there right now these two fuck ups may actually have the longevity to make a career out of it, if they can make it past forty.



Subject: question
Date: Jan 23 2006 03:59:53 PM
Author: hmmm

is he related to warren neidich???



Subject: death
Date: Jan 23 2006 02:59:45 PM
Author: yoyoyomama

its fun to slice with hipsters with exacto knives haha.



Subject: egos
Date: Jan 23 2006 02:38:57 PM
Author: hahaha

man it's fun to fuck with egomaniacs!!



Subject: get over yourself
Date: Jan 23 2006 02:29:12 PM
Author: yoyoyomama

you aren't from brooklyn you moron. u are from jersey or indiana, you moved to brooklyn with your trust like a year ago. and no my tags don't suck cause i don't write. fool



Subject: graf
Date: Jan 23 2006 02:24:29 PM
Author: brooklynite

get over yourself dude, your tags suck!!!!



Subject: in addition
Date: Jan 23 2006 02:10:09 PM
Author: yoyoyomama

also there is something to be said for growing up surrounded by art (if your parents are art world) and growing up in the city. being surrounded by creativity helps build character and good art. as opposed to growing up surrounded by cassaroles in a midwestern shithole. put that up your blog.



Subject: Better than you
Date: Jan 23 2006 01:45:18 PM
Author: Patrician


If you believe life is about happiness, you've already lost.
The patricians are always one step ahead.
Know in your heart of hearts that they are better than you



Subject: actually.........
Date: Jan 23 2006 02:05:31 PM
Author: yoyoyomama

being real comes from spending time in trhe trenches writing graf anad actually getting respect (a la mr snow) you williamsburg bitch. as for my money, yeah, i have more than you. i also have more friends who carry guns and move weight than you. loser



Subject: midwest
Date: Jan 23 2006 11:32:30 AM
Author: whateves

so being lucky enough to be born in nyc to a wealthy artsy family makes you a real nigga!! awesome! unlike those "posers" from indiana, you've probably never held a job, paid rent or had to worry about anything other than where you'd get your next bag of hooch. what a life! you should go up to the bronx and show those fake niggas waz up too! why not just admit that you are LUCKY and leave it at that. nothing wrong with being pretty, having money and having fun- but why do you have to put down other people just because they didn't pop out of a rich pussy in nyc??? THAT is hating my friend....



Subject: snow, dash
Date: Jan 23 2006 12:31:25 AM
Author: yoyoyomama

much love to my man dash, fuck all of y'all for hating, go back to indiana where they buy that fake shit. we old school new york city niggaz y'all are posers.



Subject: vice writers
Date: Jan 22 2006 04:09:42 AM
Author: vice reader

just so everyone knows the score, those so-called viable pussy options would be some of the ugliest people you could find in new york. like you'd have to really make an effort to hunt through the city's nightlife and find people that unattractive. i can only assume the same is true of the vice writers. that's why these hipsters move to w-burg and hate "gentrification" because gentrification means good looking people with good jobs and that makes them feel like crap. they can only feel good about themselves when surrounded by poor immigrants. which is really condescending if you think about it. i don't feel bad saying this because even though unattractive people with good hearts deserve respect, people who are bitter and mean deserve to be shit on.



Subject: haters
Date: Jan 21 2006 07:39:42 PM
Author: c-note

truth does not equal hate. having a show at the whitney handed to you on a silver platter is a sweet deal- don't get me wrong. i guess i am jealous, just a wee bit. wish someone would publish the polaroids i took when i was 18. i guess they only publish interesting stuff- like people covered in blood or snorting coke off some guys dick.



Subject: ??
Date: Jan 21 2006 06:46:18 PM
Author: John the thames whale

When did the do's and dont's turn into a bunch of fashion tips?
Shocking, i used to love these things.



Subject: df
Date: Jan 21 2006 05:06:00 PM
Author: jdf

you can t be a "do" if your ugly



Subject: haters lick my 8x6
Date: Jan 21 2006 02:32:23 PM
Author: famous seamus

so you weren't invited to the all night danceparty that was harder to find than weed in vancouver....why not shovel your self-loathing-why-has-mcginley-never-photographed-my-ass wannabe nyc allstar attitude to your local deli pappi and ask him to make you a fancy new hat? hats are cool!



Subject: everyone in the pix
Date: Jan 21 2006 01:26:46 PM
Author: ew armpit

where the hell does VICE get these people from? do they even know they're on this shit?



Subject: buggedout top
Date: Jan 21 2006 04:30:29 AM
Author: sammie

where did that girl get her 'BUGGEDOUT' top from... ?



Subject: fuck off
Date: Jan 21 2006 12:40:22 AM
Author: vagina

oh fuck off.. you all know if any of you got up from your fucking computers for a second and went outside and saw a real actual girl with real actual tits, red faced or not you'd jizz all over your tight hipster jeans before you could bring them to the hot gay asian or "gaysian" laundry guy where you would cum all over again. Wash your fucking hair,stop parting it on the side, stop wearing those stupid fucking thick rimmed buddy holly glasses and stop trying to impress us with obscure band names. You're not a fucking 10 either. Jesus.. vice makes me want to vomit and i probably should cause i want to look like the anorexic "buggedout" coke head and get in the do section.



Subject: fun.
Date: Jan 20 2006 08:25:28 PM
Author: cool

What was really funny here was the black guy, who made the first comment, who is so upsett were making fun of a 'black person'.
He's standing up for his 'brother' (clearly identifying with a peron of the same race as him, which black people always seem to do).
Why does he have to freak out like that.



Subject: These do's suck
Date: Jan 20 2006 05:30:26 PM
Author: John

I have never disagreed with the do's and don'ts before, but WTF? is there a new Do's guy? And is he stupid?



Subject: blog
Date: Jan 20 2006 05:14:59 PM
Author: Vaginal Davis

This graffiti artist named Dash Snow or something like that was taking a million pictures of me. Judy sez he comes from a very wealthy family and his mother sits on the boards of the Whitney Museum of Art and MOMA. I just ADORE these artists who become big in the art world through the dear old fashion grit of nepatism.



Subject: stressed denim and screen printed blazer
Date: Jan 20 2006 03:54:13 PM
Author: Felix Gerreaux

like, dont get me wrong, i get a kick out of this magazine. but the statement about "every anus with a magazine" dressing in "stressed denim and screen printed blazers" is just weird to me. ppl who dress like that are such a small minority. i mean: you're forgetting guidos, black folk, latinos, country-folk, prep-schoolers, the few ravers left. i mean honestly, the statment only holds for like 20 manhatten blocks + SUNY purchase university.



Subject: the fuck
Date: Jan 20 2006 05:34:23 AM
Author: what

the last girl is fucking wretched. fucking disgusting.



Subject: dash snow
Date: Jan 19 2006 02:18:12 PM
Author: c-note

yeah, only a true american comes from a rich family, has all the right connections and lands a show at the whitney!! and gets to be a no talent, drug using poser. the real americans are all those artists who work their asses off, pay the rent and never get shit for it...sorry, i forgot being a fucked-up druggie was cooler than being a good person and/or having a shred of talent.



Subject: hahaa, suckers
Date: Jan 19 2006 11:08:41 AM
Author: yo

yup, that's Dash and his sluts. we grew up together in the city. nice kid. guy comes from a blessed family - very well off and big in the art world. lets hope he can have as much success as them.



Subject: pussy option in first "do"
Date: Jan 19 2006 02:24:10 AM
Author: wild guess

i believe the 3rd pussy option may be the person on the right, in the black jacket, tight jeans, and black/yellow shoes.
... or i could be wrong.



Subject: lay off the crack guys
Date: Jan 18 2006 07:02:43 PM
Author: wtf doesn't begin to describe it

hows that fat slut in daisy dukes and saggy tits a do?



Subject: dash, e and rim jobs
Date: Jan 18 2006 06:56:27 PM
Author: der?

does terence koh really count as part of that selection of pussy?
and the rim job photo from "the hole" was over a year ago. old material dudes.



Subject: red faced girl
Date: Jan 18 2006 05:38:30 PM
Author: fiacracka

why is that chick hot? she looks like tim curry



Subject: twwambhhwp
Date: Jan 18 2006 04:23:15 AM
Author: daniel

ahh fuckin bad proustian mems from the tux shirts. But this time i will make an exception cause she's hot, wait no i won't



Subject: yeah i still read vice
Date: Jan 18 2006 02:11:07 AM
Author: jayson blair

dash snow is the truth, a real native of america, he's in the whitney, while your on your computer trying to think of a creative t-shirt design or a clever comment, I just wish he would sell me a photo. fuck hating, that's sooo last year. Trilby is much hotter than the girl in the last photo, but whateves guess i have to see her on patricks website.



Subject: NA Thor
Date: Jan 17 2006 06:08:02 PM
Author: foreskin

Homeboy wishes he was Native American......



Subject: dash snow?
Date: Jan 17 2006 04:55:26 PM
Author: no one

looks like irak crews boy dash snow in the first pic.



Subject: red in the face
Date: Jan 17 2006 04:29:54 PM
Author: Carlos D

whats with junkies getting chicks, well for the most part the chicks are junkie chicks, but aids is aids also. The red face girl is scaring me, its like she covered her face in hot sauce then stuck her head up a black man's asshole.



Subject: red faced girl
Date: Jan 17 2006 02:48:31 PM
Author: solid sender

someone needs to shoot that red faced chick sooooo much!!!! that is the biggest DON"T! imagine waking up drunk next to her. it's like waking up one morning with a painfull burn in your bum and spreading ham in the mirror and seeing a wretched deman face giving you sass like something out of evil dead, it's that bad.



Subject: Tine
Date: Jan 17 2006 12:31:32 PM
Author: Chris

The Asian guy is a pussy option. When you're really really high all that "gay" this goes out the window.



Subject: WAH HAPPON?
Date: Jan 16 2006 08:51:19 PM
Author: someone with nothing better to do

these dos are way off. besides the already pointed out gay asian who is clearly not a pussy option, the interpol guy looks like a huge fag and that shiny face girl is FAR from a 10.



Subject: red
Date: Jan 16 2006 05:38:41 PM
Author: j

that red chick is freaking me out



Subject: errata
Date: Jan 16 2006 06:31:49 AM
Author: beans hambone

The first guy has two viable pussy options, the gargoyle above him doesnt look like a bloke or even an ungly woman to me

bugged out is indeed proper dopper

and whoever wrote this has never seen a football hooligan

other than that, jolly good show old bean what



Subject: rican dude
Date: Jan 15 2006 10:31:28 PM
Author: birdo

actually, the "puerto rican" clown has the dominican republic flag on his mickey mouse graffiti sweater thing



Subject: Dash
Date: Jan 15 2006 09:57:09 PM
Author: Xavier McDaniels

Is the gay asian (gaysian?) nestled behind to be considered a pussy option? Like, "close-your-eyes-and-imagine-it's-one" sort of a pussy? To me, that's way too high on E. Unless you like anal "pussy". It's all taste. Poopy taste in the case of the ersatz-poon.



Subject: my bad
Date: Jan 15 2006 09:45:34 PM
Author: kdxm

now i see why they weren't in the magazine..how inconsistent is this fucking magazine, almost brilliant then complete lackluster bullshit i might ass well just read the fucking newspaper.



Subject: no. you really don't
Date: Jan 15 2006 05:46:31 PM
Author: radzerker

i'm pretty sure i know the last girl and i remember her being a horrid fucking bitch. a chitinous shell made of cocaine and self hatred. my bad if it's not her.



Subject: love`
Date: Jan 15 2006 11:17:54 AM
Author: Spink

I would marry any one of the girls on this page without a second shot. Seriously. Just let me hold one of them on a cold winter night. We could rent movies and make a fort out of couch cushions in the living room. Please?



Subject: golf pirate
Date: Jan 14 2006 10:11:59 PM
Author: ow my dick

theres a whole sea of hipster/dork white guys that love to hang out with black guys cuz their dads used to call them "spooks" growing up.
but the fact of the matter is these guys are just too gay to hang with them, so every once in a while when they find the one black guy willing to hang with these a-holes (as a fast track to white pussy) they latch on and never let go.



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