NEWSLETTER? HIER ANMELDEN












HERRAND-FIGUR
Meine Tante gab mir ein Herrand-Häschen, als ich klein war und seitdem haben mir meine Mutter und mein Bruder oft welche geschenkt. Mein Freund, der ein bisschen abgerissen rumläuft, musste für dieses in den spießigsten Laden in Manhattan gehen, um es für mich zu kaufen. Der Laden heißt Scully& Scully. Ich bin begeistert, dass er mir ein pinkfarbenes Lamm ausgesucht hat.
NAMENSSCHILD
Ich sammele diese kleinen Platzkärtchen, die sie bei den Abendessen und Awards aufstellen. Ich mag dieses, weil es falsch geschrieben ist. Es ist von der Whitney-Museum-Gala.

ZIELSCHEIBE
Das war das erste Mal, als ich mit einer Waffe geschossen habe, es war ein .22er Gewehr, aus einer Entfer-nung von ungefähr 10 Metern. Meine ersten beiden Schüsse trafen genau auf die selbe Stelle!




WOLFSMASKE
Meine Freundin Lily Ludlow ist Malerin und Bildhauerin. Sie hat eine Serie von Tiermasken gemacht. Sie ist mehr so eine von den verhungernden Künstlerinnen, pleite und vom Pech verfolgt. Ich wollte sie unterstützen, also hab ich ihr diese Maske abgekauft. Rotkäppchen mochte ich schon immer. Die Zähne im Maul sind aus Holz geschnitzt.


MARLENE-DIETRICH-PHOTO
Zu meinem 30.Geburtstag schenkte mir eine meiner besten Freundinnen ein Paar Handschuhe, das vorher Marlene Dietrich gehört hatte. Dieses von ihr unterschriebene Photo war auch dabei. Mir gefällt, wie geheimnisvoll sie war und wie sie Männer und Frauen gleichermaßen umhaute. Als mein Bruder es sah, dachte er, das wäre ein Bild von mir. Schön wär’s!

SCHWARZE SCHLEIFEN
Ich habe die hier bei Trash & Vaudeville gekauft. Als Teenager ging ich immer dahin. Ich hatte Wingtipp-Stahlkappen-Doc-Martens. Nur die Schuhe, die Stiefel konnte ich mir nicht leisten.

ELVIS-JEANS-JACKE
Dynamit Trucker ist einer der besten Filme aller Zeiten. Als wir gerade an Gummo arbeiteten, fragte ich Linda Manz, den Star aus Dynamit Trucker, ob sie immer noch diese kleine Elvis-Jacke hat, die sie im Film trug. Sie hatte sie noch und verkaufte sie mir. Das ist einer meiner liebsten Gegenstände auf der ganzen Welt.

LIZZIE BORDEN
Halloween ist mein Lieblingsfeiertag, also sind mein Freund und ich dieses Jahr zu Lizzie Bordens Haus in Fall River, Massachusetts gefahren. Das ist jetzt ein Bed-and-Breakfast Hotel. Die Hotelbesitzer boten uns den Raum an, in dem Frau Borden ermordet wurde, aber ich sagte „Nein!“ Also schliefen wir schließlich in Herr und Frau Bordens Schlafzimmer. Und selbst das war schrecklich unheimlich. Ich habe fast überhaupt nicht geschlafen.

GRATEFUL DEAD PIN
Als ich in der High School war, stand ich total auf Hippie-Jungs. Die waren so haarig. Ich habe 80 Dead-Shows gesehen. Mein Lieblingsalbum ist Workingman’s Dead, da ist nämlich das Stück „Black Peter“ drauf, aber ich habe auch eine Menge Live-Tapes!

RITZ-BÜRSTE
Einmal hat mich ein großes Modehaus nach Paris geflogen, damit ich mir die Fashion-Show angucken konnte. Sie quartierten mich im Ritz ein. Das war eine der Kleinigkeiten, die ich dort mitgehen ließ. Es ist eine Nagelbürste. Ich fand es lustig, dass sie aus Plastik ist. Ein Handtuch habe ich auch gestohlen.
MÄDCHEN MIT SCHLANGE
Die ist auch von Herrand. Ich fand sie in einem Antiquitätenladen in der Nähe des Gramercy Parks. Mir gefällt ihr Gesichtsausdruck. Das ist eine perfekte Mischung aus Schmerz und Ekstase.

WEISSE SONNENBRILLE
Meine Mutter hat mir die hier in einem Ramschladen in Connecticut gekauft.
Ich habe sie ständig getragen und wurde in allen Klatschzeitungen dafür ausgelacht. Schließlich riefen mich mein Publizist und mein Agent in einem Konferenzgespräch an und verlangten von mir, dass ich sie nie wieder trage. Aber dann hatten sie in Star oder irgendeinem anderen Magazin eine ganze Seite von berühmten Leuten, die weiße Sonnenbrillen tragen und von mir war da auch ein Bild, „Sie hat damit angefangen“ stand darunter. Ich war also völlig bestätigt.

UNHEIMLICHE PUPPE
Das ist eine Keane-Puppe, aber sie erinnert mich an das Märchen von dem Mädchen mit den Schwefelhöl-zern. Das ist eine meiner Lieblings-geschichten. Solltet ihr sie nicht kennen, schlagt sie nach.

FASSBINDER SHIRT
Ich mochte Fassbinder schon immer sehr. Und Jordan, ein kleiner Junge, den ich flüchtig kannte, hat mir das gemacht. Ich hab es ein paar Mal draußen getragen, aber wurde immer komisch angeguckt, wegen der Hakenkreuze.

SONIC YOUTH SHIRT
Das habe ich 1994 bei der Heilsarmee in der Spring Street gekauft. Kim und Thurston lebten da um die Ecke und ich habe mir in meinen Tagträumen vorgestellt, dass das sein Shirt gewesen ist.

STIEFEL
Diese Boots hat mir Balenciaga geschenkt. Ich hatte Nicholas Ghesquire danach gefragt. Die tun wahnsinnig weh—sie sind 12 Zentimeter hoch—aber als ich sie bekam, trug ich sie jeden Abend. Eines Abends hatten ein Freund und ich ein Spaßkämpf-chen auf der Strasse, ich legte mich mit ihnen voll auf die Fresse und schlug mir vier Vorderzähne aus. Sie sind jetzt alle verkront. Einer ist ganz künstlich.



Comments:

Subject: reactions
Date: Dec 25 2005 12:22:45 AM
Author: gusdana

its funny how those that posted angry, bitchy comments failed to notice that the article is in the "tidbits" section. I guess they forgot that a tidbit is something that you never knew and never needed to know. That means you can read it and remember it or forget it. Its nothing to get your panties in a twist over. geezus. but if getting your frustration out involves writing negative things about a person that has favorite belongings just like they themselves do, then by god, let it out!! the less physical anger, the less damage done for everyone. violence is a chain reaction, he he



Subject: comments
Date: Dec 25 2005 12:01:02 AM
Author: jake

I don't think any of these "let me show you my stuff" pieces were meant to be taken seriously. Probably just a way for the vice people to take some time off this month and produce a "light" issue. I think some of it is actually pretty interesting. I guess I like looking at people's random stuff. I wonder why so many vicious comments were directed at Chloe in these comments. Some of them are downright bitchy and catty. Makes me feel a little "slimed" for being a Vice reader somehow... seeing people visciously attack someone they don't know for no reason. There's a kind of rabid, hysterical bitchiness to it. You see comments posted on the web that you just know the person would not have the courage to say in person.



Subject: lol
Date: Dec 24 2005 06:44:00 AM
Author: lol

lol, ur joking right?

vice is non-mainstream?
in whose culture?



Subject: The Goddess she is
Date: Dec 24 2005 06:35:25 AM
Author: Chloefan

Chloe is amazing, I first saw her in Boys Dont Cry and was mesmerized by her sexuality and beauty. I think she is better off do these Indy films and offbeat interviews with non mainstream magazines. It keeps her more down to earth



Subject: AMAZING SHIRT
Date: Dec 23 2005 11:17:41 AM
Author: Dandig

wow!!!! i LOVE THAT fassbinder shirt. I kjnow Jordan from around town too. he's not little -- he's beautiful and amazing and brilliant. i found the shirts online at www.jordanmattos.com
I want one with Atom Egoyan on it!
maybe a scene from EXOTICA or from ARARAT.



Subject: uh...
Date: Dec 23 2005 03:10:00 AM
Author: doktorwoo

am i an ass, or is chloe a goddess? refrain from responding to the former query...



Subject: love
Date: Dec 23 2005 03:11:28 AM
Author: Hamburg

chloe wir alle lieben Dich



Subject: the jacket
Date: Dec 22 2005 10:09:12 PM
Author: omnicomment

she SOLD you the fucking jacket?

greedy bitch.



Subject: denim
Date: Dec 22 2005 03:53:19 PM
Author: WT

who the fuck is Elvis?



Subject: Chloe
Date: Dec 20 2005 02:35:15 PM
Author: MerBear

Chloe kicks ass, and don't you say anything different, EVER! I <3 you chloe. Ps., she has a kick ass body.



Subject: movie
Date: Dec 20 2005 11:32:14 AM
Author: -

i see everything LoL !!



Subject: get crunk
Date: Dec 20 2005 10:53:45 AM
Author: this is why

Q:"If you don't like Vice why do you bother coming on the website and reading the whole article just to make fun of it?"
A: Because it's fun! It takes less calories than kicking a cripple, and you don't have to run away after.



Subject: oh man
Date: Dec 20 2005 02:02:46 AM
Author: merian

fucking vice. what are you doing. you were so cool and now you have chloe sevigny telling us about stupid shit that she owns. i do like chloe sevigny; shes a good actress but who gives a fuck about this shit. also you fucking losers from quebec suck cock. eat a bag of dicks you fucking bitches. im just angry. sorry. i cant take this magazine anymore i think.



Subject: please
Date: Dec 19 2005 10:58:19 PM
Author: ohyes

You rockit baby.



Subject: Balls
Date: Dec 19 2005 09:43:22 PM
Author: Irish Nigger

I have a set of balls.
They remind me of the cinnamon candy my grandmother used to keep in a jard atop her china caninet. My girlfriend, who is a little shabby looking, had to shave them once with the JAPiest Manhattan razor I could find, it was a mach 48 infinite blade. The kind you find in boats on the northshoare. I like it that my balls aren't blue.



Subject: shut up
Date: Dec 19 2005 08:21:58 PM
Author: get crunk

Telly gave her AIDS. She gave it to Casper. Idiot.

Everyone else, shut up. If you don't like Vice why do you bother coming on the website and reading the whole article just to make fun of it?



Subject: Get used to it.
Date: Dec 19 2005 07:30:02 PM
Author: Mike

"A Pro-Barf Buy"
-Article from Marketing Magazine, April 2004

"We've had (advertisers) say 'tone your content down,' and we tell them to fuck off," says Smith. "Because the minute we do we're dead."

"Vice grows up to be more ad-friendly"
-Article from Marketing Magazine, Tuesday November 1, 2005

Youth magazine Vice is growing up. The 11-year-old title, infamous for its provocative photos of everything from drug use and sex to bodily functions, is toning down the racier elements of its editorial approach in a bid to attract more ads.

In a letter sent to advertisers in September, Vice editor Jesse Pearson pledged the magazine will feature “less flippant commentary and no more gratuitous shock value.” The publication–which produces 10 editions in 13 countries and has a worldwide circulation of about 600,000–is “growing up a bit” says Pearson.

Erik Lavoie, Vice’s Brooklyn,N.Y.-based associate publisher, says the magazine has been gradually changing its editorial approach over the past several months. The “new” Vice, he says, will include more feature-type stories on fashion, art and culture. He doesn’t expect the new direction to impact the freebie’s 100%pick-up rate, and predicts that “it will attract more advertising.”



Subject: yeah
Date: Dec 19 2005 06:39:33 PM
Author: ummm

chloe sevigny owns



Subject: shut up
Date: Dec 19 2005 06:16:20 PM
Author: reyrey

absolutely everyone sounds contrived. look, chloe sevigny makes pretty good movies, never says stupid shit and really likes halloween. whats not to like? you know if you invited her over to dinner shed want to look at yr family album and compliment yr mom on the meal. class!



Subject: morrissey night x 5 inch heels
Date: Dec 19 2005 06:04:38 PM
Author: witness

i was there that night.. it certainly didn't help that you were so fucked out of your skull - you would've ended up taking a face dive even if you were in flip flops. nice one.



Subject: oh its stuff!
Date: Dec 19 2005 05:41:42 PM
Author: hesley

whatever! this stuff is fun to look at...its just a list of tidbits and doesn't try to be more (does it?)...sheesh who the hoo takes this magazine that seriously. i like chloe.
also, i think i'm the only one on this whole continent that liked gallo's "brown bunny"...its was incredibly long and drawn out and made you squirm thinking "what the hell? when will this end?", but i liked it. dirt bikes.



Subject: who really cares?
Date: Dec 19 2005 05:07:06 PM
Author: x.x.

subjective opinions + mathematical analogy= pretense



Subject: economic hookers
Date: Dec 19 2005 04:11:46 PM
Author: good god

Come on people, she's an ACTRESS: She remembers her lines and smiles for the camera...do you REALLY think any movie she was ever in would've been any different had another actress been chosen for the role? That is the truly forgotten idea surrounding cinema - SMASH MEDIOCRITY!!!! START WITH THIS PIECE OF TRASH AND THEN MOVE ONTO OUR FAVORITE CABLE TV WHORE, SARAH SILVERMAN!!!!



Subject: I love chloe
Date: Dec 19 2005 03:49:56 PM
Author: Tracy Vanity

Who is she with now? I liked her and Harmony together, they were cute.



Subject: it seems to me
Date: Dec 19 2005 03:44:22 PM
Author: bubba

so chloe invites her friend that she just met, who works at Vice over to hers. they get totally trashed and at 8am come up with this great idea for a story.



Subject: Chloe Sevigny vs. A bag lady
Date: Dec 19 2005 07:52:15 AM
Author: pepe

Can someone please explain the difference (if any)between Chloe and your average bag lady?

-They both carry alot of random, dusty crap around with them.

-They both dress like they found their clothes in the garbage and then proceeded to create an entire ensemble inspired by their schizophrenia.

-Neither party has any discernible talent.

-They are both willing to blow a unkempt, dishevelled and bearded man for money.

This issue was pretty fucking "meh" save for the 10 pages of general tidbits and the racist ones. But I guess I can forgive Vice for this abortion of an edition because "Immersionism" and "Kill Your Parents" were so good.



Subject: delicious!
Date: Dec 18 2005 11:27:52 PM
Author: Hill + Oakland

pretentiousness + ignorance = irony

Creepy Doll = "...she reminds me of the Little Match Girl in the Hans Christian Andersen fairytale. That is one of my favorite stories. IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, LOOK IT UP." [caps added for emphasis]

Snake Girl = "I found her in an antique shop near Gramercy Park. I love the look on her face. It’s this perfect mix of pain and ecstasy."

Chloe, besides being the "perfect mix of pain and ecstasy," the sculpture is likely Cleopatra from Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra" (with the asp [snake] clutched to the breast and all). If you don't know it, look it up.

See? She takes hipster pride from some useless, obscure allusion, while completely missing her own inadvertent reference to the Great Work of Art (which, being that it's a play and she's an actress, is doubly delicious). That's irony. You guys LOVE irony, right? It's like your metier or some shit.

I could make the easy joke about dumb sluts and Vincent Gallo's wang, but I'm better than that.

See you all in law school in 5 years, hacks.



Subject: blech
Date: Dec 18 2005 03:04:09 PM
Author: mr boffo

fuck new york

i love chloe



Subject: girl with ceramic snake
Date: Dec 17 2005 10:23:44 PM
Author: hooter

its this perfect mix of pain and ecstasy



Subject: whatever
Date: Dec 17 2005 08:59:40 PM
Author: RR

I'm not going to complain
The fact that she has the Elvis jacket from Out of the Blue is pretty fucking "sweet"



Subject: this reads like a fucking npr show
Date: Dec 17 2005 04:16:23 PM
Author: i agree

like it's all hypnotic and shit. like what she trying to do, fucking hypnotize into fucking coming to see her next porno?



Subject: comment
Date: Dec 16 2005 10:57:35 PM
Author: BB

anything anyone says on here seems contrived.








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