Dear Girls, Drop out of school. It’s a waste of money. Start some bizarre performance-art band thingie and enjoy your twenties, because once the baby comes out, all those “Gender and Film” courses are going to do is make watching Shrek every day even more annoying.
A massive influx of Asians into North America has forced white girls to raise the cute bar to just above pubescent, which is a real bummer if you’re not a heterosexual male with a healthy libido.
