This month’s winner: HIPSTER PS: Please stop sending us Cock Soup, Barfy Burgers, Gookie, anything made by Bimbo, Crunky, and Conguitos. We get about 10 of those a month and we already did the shit out of them.
TIDBITS GEWINNSPIEL: UM ZWEI LIMITIERTE PAAR PF FLYERS ZU GEWINNEN, GEHT ZU VICELAND.COM UND CHECKT DIE CONTEST-SEITE.
Yes it is true that if you go to the big-and-tall section of the Childrenswear Dept you can get clothes for cheap, but it is also true that you will look like a gay tween that fell asleep for 40 years.