This month’s winner: HIPSTER PS: Please stop sending us Cock Soup, Barfy Burgers, Gookie, anything made by Bimbo, Crunky, and Conguitos. We get about 10 of those a month and we already did the shit out of them.
TIDBITS GEWINNSPIEL: UM ZWEI LIMITIERTE PAAR PF FLYERS ZU GEWINNEN, GEHT ZU VICELAND.COM UND CHECKT DIE CONTEST-SEITE.
Meeting your future wife at a Napalm Death show can be nerve-racking, because in between the ferocious tonsil hockey and mutual binge drinking all you can do is look at your watch and wonder, “How much longer is she going to be on this whole bicking-her-temples trip?” KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
The backlash is on! No more silkscreened blazers and wigger hats. It’s time to get OLD. You can skip the polyester, but men in fedoras and briefcases walking down the street with women in sensible shoes and beige cardigans is a classy way of saying “peace” to your early 20s.
