This month’s winner: HIPSTER PS: Please stop sending us Cock Soup, Barfy Burgers, Gookie, anything made by Bimbo, Crunky, and Conguitos. We get about 10 of those a month and we already did the shit out of them.
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Imagine how horny you’d have to be to waste your time talking with a girl dressed like a prepubescent bike-messenger prostitute in space boots. Right now he’s promising himself, “I’ll fuck a few of these just to get back on my feet. Then, after I get my confidence back up, I’m coming right back into the game.”
When we made our third wish “To make Goofy a real guy,” we were kind of bummed to see it happen. Then he goes, “What did you expect? Goofy’s a fucking idiot,” and that changed it all around.
