DOS & DON'TS

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  We were bitching about how winter turns everyone into dumpy black nylon hunchbacks when this arctic commando sauntered up and said "I heard somebody was feeling gloomy, so I brought over a drum of cocoa in my Polar Assault Tank®. Who's ready to roll?"
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  It’s way easier to imagine you just did it with a girl when she comes back from the dance floor all flushed and sweaty.
  
  I should pull my pants back up before dude pounds me.
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