To call these guys a couple of fucking fags is an insult to the gay community. At least fags have a sense of humor about themselves and don’t stand in front of the mirror for hours squinting their eyes and telling invisible movie producers, “I don’t do TV.”





Hey look, the math nerds at A.Y. Jackson High School got “made” by MTV. Only now they’re the math nerds at A.Y. Jackson High School dressed up like slutty Bosnian superheros.

Shouldn’t this guy be in Iraq dying? Why have wars if you can’t use them to turn human garbage into neat stuff from other countries? This guy would look way better as one of many little white crosses all in a row beneath some heroic bronze sculpture of a soldier.

This guy went from the best dancer at the club with the best coke to this kind of eccentric regular to a fucking crazy homo that is completely out of his mind. What the fuck is on your head, guy? Are you my Nana?




You’re supposed to have a bit of humility when you barf. Like, you go behind a garbage can and get the fuck out of there when you’re done. You don’t set up shop on the bench outside the restaurant like you’re reading a good book and then sit there after it watching what your stomach acid did to the sun-dried tomatoes.

No, you are not hallucinating. Some wrinkly old turd brainwashed a woman into allowing his penis into her body because it’s “spiritual.” What is it about these “make up your own religion” guys where fucking a lot of young girls is always a crucial part of the “awakening.”

Girls and tattoos is a tricky scenario. Full sleeves are a bit much. Lower-back patterns are for dumb sluts. The odd small heart here and there is fine but a half-finished back piece of a naked lady fingering her own asshole? That’s the first tattoo to rival taking a shit in the middle of the street and screaming, “If you don’t like it, you don’t have to watch.”

Hey, while we’re banning gay marriage can we also ban simpletons on welfare that get married at the courthouse dressed in matching basketball uniforms and flip-flops? The “groom” didn’t even take his fucking backpack off.

The only guys that get laid less than guys that live with their mother are guys with good jobs and expensive apartments. These poor bastards work so hard they only have one or two nights a week to let go and it all comes gushing out in a no-pussy-for-miles “Don’t Stop Believin’ ” drunken ejaculation of missed opportunities. Wooooh!

Of course, if you get the living shit kicked out of you it’s not quite so amazing. You know what? It’s probably best to stick to the going-to-fight look and try to avoid the whole just-fought-and-lost look.

Ah ha ha ha ha. Look at his fucking tattoos. A belly-button tribal sun (which is essentially saying, “Pay attention to my stomach”) and a motherfucking grandfather clock?! What are we, in Turkey?

What is it with Puerto Ricans where they’re perpetually 10 years old? Oh yeah, they don’t have a dad.

Naked ladies are pretty, even to people who aren’t sexually attracted to women. However, having a woman spread her gash on your back for the rest of your life is totally fucking insane. How white trash are you? Did you grow up in the rubbish?

The thing I want to know is, what does this guy think he looks like? Does he see a funky version of Steve Tyler? Does he see an irreverent rocker who does the wango tango? Give up the bass, dude. You’re old.

Hey, The Flash was the fastest man alive. You’re a fat pig with a faggy dog. Get a shirt with food on it or something. Right now you’re a parody of how slow you are.

Don’t get me wrong, heroin is great and everything, but what the fuck is the matter with these people? Hey Dorothy, just because you build a living room on a park bench and click your heels three times doesn’t mean you’re not in the fucking park anymore. You can’t just crash. Junkies are the biggest fucking losers in the world. At least drunks say funny shit.

We’re not sure what happened to electroclash. Everyone was into it (even us) and then it seemed to morph into a weird kind of drag-queen-talent-show thing, and now look at it.

Look at these fucking turds. Could they be bigger pieces of human waste, please? Look at them. They’re just two big pieces of genitalia with ridiculous hats on. They’re not even worth diarrhoea-ing on.

Er, if you’re going for “medieval biker punk,” you might want to get something a little more substantial than a fucking Vespa. Those are for a type of in-the-closet girly man we call a “mod.” When you ride it, you look like elephant Satan going to battle on a tricycle.

Shhhhh, don’t wake the sleeping Jew. Washing and drying his four-foot-long hair can take all morning, so cut the guy some slack and let him rest.




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Subject: Fuck off ALL
Date: Mar 15 2006 12:02:02 PM
Author: J@ck

Ãàíäîíû áëÿ!!! ßíêè ñðàíûå



Subject: skids
Date: Feb 16 2006 07:17:18 PM
Author: paddym

Remember all the rocker skids in the 80's who liked to get f'd up and punch out "punker fags"? Well, now they're into hip-hop. Hooray for diversity!



Subject: 50 Cent Tattoo
Date: Jan 26 2006 10:59:50 PM
Author: Luke

Look, we all need to stop hating on the gentleman with the 50 cent tattoo. One, the tattoo obviously has thought behind it as there is some serious symbolism going on: there are 9 bullet holes, and that is the number of times 50 cent claimed to be shot. Two, we all know this guy, or he would be very good to know, as he comes across as a very non-violent drug dealer. I'm sure that he could get you anything you wanted as long as you cared to venture into the local trailer park and walk past the 3 dead cars, broken class, soiled-diapers, 2 chained up dogs and 3000 cigarette butts to ring his doorbell at 11:30 on a Tuesday night. Society needs non-contributors like this to risk their necks so the rest of us hipsters can get our fix at a reasonable price.



Subject: Vomit Guy
Date: Dec 27 2005 02:49:49 PM
Author: My Morning Jacket

Seriously, who the fuck comes to this site hoping to see a picture of some guys vomit?



Subject: back tattoos rock
Date: Dec 27 2005 08:28:07 AM
Author: ri

didn't you guys have a nekked-bitch-spreading-her-gash tattoo in the don'ts already? lame.



Subject: Tattoo
Date: Dec 25 2005 09:10:06 PM
Author: Itchy

That tattoo would be good for directing some one to scratch your back. Like scratch me near her belly, no wait a bit lower, pussy? no? anus, scratch the anus. ah, thats good. Thank you.



Subject: tattoo
Date: Dec 23 2005 09:15:39 PM
Author: juju

i'd go down on the tattoo, fo sho.



Subject: loser with red baseball hat and smoke
Date: Dec 21 2005 03:32:37 PM
Author: dumbfounded

What I want to know is:
Who the hell married this fool? God, bad tattoo, poor fashion and nick-stains up and down his fingers (who wants to bet he spent his kid's family allowance cheque on the lame tattoo, stupid clothes and smokes), what a catch!



Subject: Crazy homo dancing fiend.
Date: Dec 20 2005 01:52:11 PM
Author: Jmc

Hey. Did anyone notice that the mad-turban-homo-guy doesn't even have cutoffs, but it looks like he has somehow TUCKED the entire fucking leg of his jeans up into his crotch? It looks like he's wearing a diaper.



Subject: Fuck yeah!
Date: Dec 19 2005 07:28:03 PM
Author: Ernest Leonard

Slutty Bosnian Superheroes! 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo; Can the slutty future MTV Banana girls stop nationalist terrorists from stealing Christmas?



Subject: comments
Date: Dec 19 2005 03:37:50 PM
Author: ross morrison

Seriously, ditch the comments, you don't need them at all. There's no discussion going on, just posturing. Nobody would miss them.



Subject: lower back pattern tattoos.
Date: Dec 19 2005 03:32:40 PM
Author: dumb slut

why you gotta be a hater?



Subject: photography
Date: Dec 19 2005 02:23:42 PM
Author: sim

Why are all of these photographs ruined by over-saturation?



Subject: That 50 Cent dude.
Date: Dec 19 2005 04:55:30 AM
Author: Ian

The controversial 50 Cent kid definitely deserves that caption, and I see nothing inappropriate about it. Yes, there is shock value there, but I think that without the shock, the caption still holds up, so it's unfair to claim that its not good enough.

The only guy who has any reason to get offended is buddy with the tattoo. It's pretty shitty when decent folk die in Iraq, but making jokes about it isn't contributing to that nastiness in any way... so why is there anything wrong with it? It's not like their moms read Vice.

I do think it's pretty hilarious to try to picture the guy deciding to get the tat, and then thinking about the fact that it seems he actually has a wife, and that not only did he get the tat, but it wasn't just a momentary lapse, he's still proud enough to roll that sleeve up when the cameras are around. He actually believes he's going to be WAY into 50 Cent for the rest of his life, so much so that he make like 30% of his right arm into a shrine to the dude.

I think that in the spirit of the whole immersionism thing, they should have dedicated the whole don'ts section to living with this guy for a week or something.



Subject: faggs
Date: Dec 19 2005 12:25:48 AM
Author: ugislave

They didnt give fags too much here... just look at that idiot in the boots... homo



Subject: fagss
Date: Dec 18 2005 10:56:23 AM
Author: ricHARD

Dont give fags so much credit. i am sick of people thinking gay men are well dressed



Subject: Long haired skiny junkie fucks!
Date: Dec 16 2005 09:55:24 AM
Author: MKYBOY

What makes these two wannabe's Fags is not what there wearing but what there drinking!!!

What indie-rock-wanker drinks alco-pops????

I just hope they bump into the topless guy who will proceed to bite both there faces off, when he catches them riming each other in the toilet!!!



Subject: one
Date: Dec 15 2005 08:57:36 PM
Author: peaceflower

the comment about the old spiritual dude can also apply to hollywood stars who flaunt there young trophy wives like their latest suit.
i like the looks. These pictures could actually be any one of us. or all of us! the comments are unnecessary, we are all one. peace and love and thank you for reading my comment. judgements can be avoided but ethics are necessary.



Subject: one
Date: Dec 15 2005 08:57:36 PM
Author: peaceflower

the comment about the old spiritual dude can also apply to hollywood stars who flaunt there young trophy wives like their latest suit.
i like the looks. These pictures could actually be any one of us. or all of us! the comments are unnecessary, we are all one. peace and love and thank you for reading my comment. judgements can be avoided but ethics are necessary.



Subject: hh
Date: Dec 15 2005 12:52:26 PM
Author: 56

gähn



Subject: A.Y. Jackson Chicks
Date: Dec 15 2005 09:20:33 AM
Author: Rosy

Completely perfect... Completely accurate.. completely earned



Subject: cornhole tattoo
Date: Dec 14 2005 05:57:02 PM
Author: cosmonaut graft

the disgusting girl-thing with the unfinished tattoo of an equally disgusting girl fingering her own shaved asshole only got that tatto in a vain and desperate attempt to give the guys who pity-fuck her from behind something to keep their dicks hard. and to give them an alternate point of focus so they won't be tortured by the memory later. i bet the artist just couldn't take it anymore and threw up his hands and said "fuck this. get out. don't even pay me. get out." would you finish that tattoo?



Subject: Spot On!
Date: Dec 13 2005 06:52:16 AM
Author: MonkeyManMatt

"Fucking a lot of young girls is always a crucial part of the awakening.” - EXACTLY, this little part somehow never fails to be a vital component for these hippie turds.
And IMHO Vice is funnier than ever, actually.


Mattias/Stockholm- Sweden



Subject: snobby BITCH
Date: Dec 12 2005 04:58:39 PM
Author: Lisa

yeah you are a Snobby Bitch with alot hate

only one place for you "up in a donkey ass"



Subject: yo
Date: Dec 12 2005 02:49:45 PM
Author: roger

it's brillant,
fresh!



Subject: comments
Date: Dec 12 2005 01:57:12 AM
Author: keith

they (you, vice) should really get rid of this commenting business, since most comments are either "i used to like vice back when they were hardcore" or "you're stupid"



Subject: That wallet
Date: Dec 11 2005 07:58:20 PM
Author: Eric

The Truth wallet is a definate 'don't'.
It reminds me of two things:

1. The wallets sold at the dollar store.

2. The way that mine looked after buying one t-shirt at the vice store... fuckin' empty. And 'fuckin' empty' reminds me of the guy behind the cash, at said vice store.

But I digress (whatever that means):

Having read/collected (as in: pile next to the toilet) vice magazine since back when Ecko Unltd was the shit and Fred Durst was hardcore, and you guys had the weed report from Mike Foster, I feel obligated to say this:
> Back then, you printed on newsprint, which was far better at collecting shit when I'd wipe my ass with your lesser articles (NOT all of them). Albeit the glossy pictures were better for masturbating to (did you know that 'Snug' upside down says 'anus'?) the true benefit was that rolling blunts on a vice magazine worked great. So thanks for the technology, I suppose.
Ha ha, Ecko... remember tucking your pants into your socks and wearing a packsack everywhere? ha ha
And you guys made fun of kilts... bet you ALL wear kilts.

Thanks for the memories... however mainstream you've become.



Subject: Stop your faggin' round
Date: Dec 11 2005 03:21:56 PM
Author: NEED

Jesus christ, I don't know what's worse. Bosnian Superheros? Some shirtless fat pig no one cares about? Or the fucking ads for DOs and DONTs dolls. What do you fags need more recognition that you're not funny anymore?! Or do you not even care about your readership anymore. This isn't reflective of anything in society anymore except for some coked out Rhode Island graduate shitting out of his mouth and calling it "edgy." Fag.



Subject: i can't relate
Date: Dec 10 2005 10:22:55 PM
Author: snobby bitch

why do people argue on this posting thing? why do i read it? what the shit?

i honestly hate all of you.




Subject: tattoos
Date: Dec 10 2005 01:14:23 PM
Author: Lisa

I think who ever is writing about these people should REALLY get a life ... We all have the right to look the way we wanna look and fuck who ever we want to fuck!!! and be what ever we want to be in life !!!! So stop Judging !!!



Subject: Re: Cool britannia?!?!?!
Date: Dec 09 2005 12:27:50 PM
Author: Andy Demand

Britain IS dirty, that's why!


Subject: Cool britannia?!?!?!
Date: Dec 06 2005 10:19:14 PM
Author: Fight scurvy limey bastards

Why are British people so dirty and foul smelling? I wish someone would import vitamins into their country.



Subject: fat bitch?
Date: Dec 09 2005 10:09:05 AM
Author: Tracy Vanity

WHERE'S THE FAT GIRL?!



Subject: towel headed guy
Date: Dec 09 2005 12:09:15 AM
Author: gravity constant

the towel headed guy is totally fresh. I could have sworn I saw the same towel in the Dolce & Gabanna store the other day. I almost fucking bought it. Get with it guys, fucking high fashion moves fast, if can't keep up, stay on the fucking porch!



Subject: more cow bell
Date: Dec 06 2005 10:03:03 PM
Author: kyle

apparently an object can't be gay, okay. but a person still can. dude go back to urban outfitters with your "paul frank" more cow bell shirt which you look like a overpaying pedant in.(i wear it cuz im cool dude, ya know, its chill). oh yeah and vice nice job on the christmas bonuses, not sending out subscriptions, so clever.



Subject: Cool britannia?!?!?!
Date: Dec 06 2005 10:19:14 PM
Author: Fight scurvy limey bastards

Why are British people so dirty and foul smelling? I wish someone would import vitamins into their country.



Subject: Indie Chauch
Date: Dec 06 2005 07:49:23 PM
Author: Chauch Hunter

See, even your friends can be chauches. Just take a look at the first photo. www.myspace.com/chauch



Subject: christ
Date: Dec 06 2005 04:18:14 PM
Author: ahh

Good fucking God! I hate you fucking morons for compelling me to post a message. But seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares that you were not pleased with this section. All you have to do is move on and maybe don't visit this FREE website any more. No wonder Tim is so full of anti-american sentiment.

Oh by the way, Tim, kindly go chug some fucking ammonia you ignorant fucking chode.



Subject: Tower of Babel
Date: Dec 06 2005 07:31:32 AM
Author: chuck

The U.S. is a Don't. Start learning Mandarin + Hindi because you will be Asia's slaves this century.



Subject: iraq
Date: Dec 06 2005 05:29:11 AM
Author: tim

poor kids in iraq? defending your county? fucking americans! you're all brainwashed by your fucking dictator like the twat on the pic above. fuck you!



Subject: first pic
Date: Dec 05 2005 07:24:07 PM
Author: zoe

Hmm - I think U have now some ennemies in New York - hedi slimane models - hmm - WELCOME IN NEW YORK



Subject: the girl with the tatoo
Date: Dec 05 2005 05:59:15 PM
Author: nina

everyone's going on about the 50 cent guy but i'm more worried about the chick with the gigantic tatoo on her back, i think there should be a law made if you have such a disgusting tatoo on your back you shouldn't be able to expose it near children. Can you imagine? that's probably why the guy with the 50 cent tatoo is like what he is! he saw some woman with a finger up her ass on some woman's back when he was six and went into a downward spiral since then and now look at him! it's all the disgusting tatoos fault! now we're telling the poor deraganged guy he should go and die for bush! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Subject: towel dude
Date: Dec 05 2005 03:43:21 PM
Author: brat -a-go-go

Why not show off the cheekbones with a skull towel? I LIKE IT



Subject: A.Y. Jackson
Date: Dec 05 2005 03:23:02 PM
Author: Maryanne

is that in refernce the the A.Y in Glen Cairn. ie Kanata. ie Ottawa?



Subject: Some People
Date: Dec 05 2005 12:55:07 PM
Author: More Cow Bell

I am just wondering how inatiment objects have a sexual preference. Like "that bag is so gay", you people are weird. How bout we start using descriptive words that actual describe what we are talking about. For example " that bag.....ridiculus"

and ps i know its bad in Iraq, but seriously get rid of that steamy terd with the tat, like what could possible make you think that was a "Sly idea Son." Re: White boy needs Life!!



Subject: all the negi- comments?!
Date: Dec 04 2005 04:44:10 PM
Author: jesus

pfft.. look at you all (the moaners). surely if you read vice you must 'get it'? those comments are damned hilarious, and the 50 cent wanksplash is classic. why has no-one got a sense of humour anymore, its all 'i dont think you should be saying that' or 'hey, you're not funny enough for me and my group of inbred friends who are too out there to actually laugh anymore incase it seems like we didnt think of it first'

great comments, horray!



Subject: to Mr in' shallah and all the others
Date: Dec 04 2005 04:19:24 AM
Author: been there, done that.

Congradulations "Cpl Lorence of arabia" for for learning "In' shallah". that must make you a fucking expert on the middle east. Thank god the Iraqis have you to shoot them in the back as they try running away from your wall of fire power.

first off this is Vice Magazine not the fucking washington post. you must have gotten a stiffy let everyone know just fucking cool you are being "In country".

who the fuck asked you to be mental midget to defend our military. Mr 50 cent should be in Iraq. the military would have a nice human shield to get behined. there are to many stupid people on this planet.

The last time I checked the people in the military gave up free will when they sign the fucking contract. they don't need your protection. I don't remember asking you shit heads to protect me from vicemagazine. you guys are piontless as the two fags. shooting a gun doesn't elivate anyone to ,moral high ground. when I want something dead I call the military. don't baby our military,they don't care at least the shouldn't. I didn't.

little info for the guys at VICE: you next "don't" section should have a picture of captin In' shalla licking the boots of his
Company commander. for the rest of you stick to the mad magazines, and I'll pray that terrorist target stupid people.

P.S. I think your CO just dropped a duece isn't that your cue to whipe his ass.



Subject: To that in'shallah douchebag
Date: Dec 04 2005 03:14:31 AM
Author: Someone who is a \

This one goes out to the FOX News Warrior who has stumbled upon us liberal's best kept secrets, namely that R.E.M is the vanguard for the anti-troop movement in America. Kudos for being a stereotypical, knee-jerk, right wing jackass.

PS
Don't think you have the moral high ground just because you are a hired thug who learned the most common phrase in the Arabic language.



Subject: subscription
Date: Dec 04 2005 02:02:23 AM
Author: mauricio anturiano

yeah i paid and only got september. wtfguys???



Subject: weak
Date: Dec 03 2005 11:19:36 PM
Author: ajrmacl

Weak. Weak weak weak WEAK. What happened to you guys?? You used to be beautiful? I used to actually laugh out loud reading this shit. It was the highlight of the first day of each month. And here we are, still reading the same lame shit for months now. When will you stop letting the interns do the Ds&Ds?

Fuck this.

And the Iraq comments for the 50Cent master of douchebaggery were definitely low. There's shock value in your humour, and then there's just being shitheads. Guess which route you guys took.



Subject: Bosnian Superheroes
Date: Dec 03 2005 03:44:13 PM
Author: booby banger

They can't be bosnian superheroes cuz you can't see their 5 o'olock shadows



Subject: Basketball Chapel Marriage
Date: Dec 03 2005 12:06:23 AM
Author: Tom

I thought that chapel marriage was rather cool! Shit! I wasted a ton o f money on a marriage only to watch it all go down the drain, because as soon as I got that marriage certificate it was all over. Cunt became a bitch. I wouldn`t get married again if you hit my head over with a 2 x 4!



Subject: Heres a fucking do....
Date: Dec 02 2005 04:33:38 PM
Author: Tim

Send me my fucking subscription you faggets. I paid you in october...



Subject: math nerds
Date: Dec 02 2005 03:10:06 PM
Author: name here

What we're really looking at here is the female cast from Saved By The Bell all grown up and hoping to distribute some really bad hand jobs while swearing they're really good at it. "Math nerds... dressed up like slutty Bosnian superheros" would be a "DO."



Subject: 50cent tat
Date: Dec 02 2005 08:32:24 AM
Author: dudeUK

Any idiot that would tattoo 50cent on himself may well deserve to die a horrible death. But it's not fucking funny to take the piss out of people that have given there life in defense of their country. Granted, much of the time it isn't in defense, but many of the kids that have died in the past didn't have a choice, remember the draft, and many went in on the GI bill to get through Uni. They didn't expect some asshole to send them to another country to get killed for some crude. Show some respect ya fuckin cunts!



Subject: RE: it's easy when you're home...
Date: Dec 02 2005 06:50:25 AM
Author: carolann

Why did those muppets go to Iraq in the first place? i sure as hell didn't ask them to. I'm sick of all this whinging about 'those poor kids in Iraq', if you don't want to get shot at, DON'T JOIN THE ARMY, MORON. Those 'poor kids' get paid to shoot at really poor kids in the country they invaded. Assholes.
Funny caption though.



Subject: It's easy when you're home...
Date: Dec 02 2005 02:55:46 AM
Author: ryan

while I really enjoy Vice in my inbox and in my bathroom (candle lit baths), i feel that the caption for the red monkey wit dat G unit tat was in really poor taste, perhaps even poorer than the tat canvas himself. I'm as cynical as the next fucking asshole, but putting that guy in the class of the folks who are brave enough to get out of their bunks everyday in Iraq is just wrong, even if you are from Canada. Do keep up the good work, Don't trash out those poor kids in Iraq, they have it hard as it is...



Subject: g-unit...
Date: Dec 01 2005 03:02:21 PM
Author: Corey

If I made a list of all the people that needed to be punched in the face, the kid with the 50cent tattoo would be number one. People like this need to be locked in a plane and shot down over the ocean! (That counts for the newlyweds also!)



Subject: I killed myself yesterday already
Date: Dec 01 2005 12:30:30 PM
Author: Focus on...

Yawn!



Subject: eh?
Date: Dec 01 2005 02:10:58 AM
Author: fokt

wheres that fat titty bitch at?



Subject: dfd
Date: Dec 01 2005 12:29:19 AM
Author: hmm?/

where fat titties girl??



Subject: Math nerds
Date: Nov 30 2005 09:57:51 PM
Author: tom trucker

I went to A.Y. Jackson. There is no chance that 0 out of 3 students there are not Chinese.



Subject: Black Guy
Date: Nov 30 2005 02:22:56 PM
Author: kyle

From the waist up he looks like a fucking Bengal lion tamer from India. From the waist down he's ya typical trailor trash crack whore. the bag is just gay.



Subject: fly white trash smoker
Date: Nov 30 2005 04:48:23 AM
Author: Glen

Frostbitten ears, sweet tats, crank complexion, stained fingers and MARRIED! Gee, looks like Griffen O'Neal wound up o.k. afterall.



Subject: rar
Date: Nov 30 2005 03:14:48 AM
Author: cut you bitch

weak



Subject: tattoo
Date: Nov 29 2005 11:23:02 PM
Author: Ed

i dont really know whats worse his need to go out in the sun, his freckles, that fuckin great tattoo of his(i wonder if one of his "peeps" did it for him out in the barn or some shit), or the nicotine stains on his fingers. FRESH...



Subject: wigger tattoo
Date: Nov 29 2005 10:34:03 PM
Author: in'shallah

Thanks for the fairly weak do's to compliment the flaccid dont's.
BTW, fuck off for the "...be in iraq dying" effort. Guess what genius? We have the internet over here, too. I put the 50 cent sycophant a couple steps above you in the "human trash" pile.
Maybe you could get a "Noam Chomsky and R.E.M unit" on your lower back...



Subject: Two Fags
Date: Nov 29 2005 09:31:03 PM
Author: Magus Maduro

"Here ...want some more heroine?...Wait,
While i pick at my rosacia.EEEEwwww, dont wipe it on my new Sonic Youth t-shirt!...Bro."



Subject: the human booger
Date: Nov 29 2005 07:39:18 PM
Author: Casual Johnson

that 50 cent guy has never consumed H20 or vegetables in his entire life, he has survived on nothing but Jiff peanut butter and Tang, those freckles are fucking disguesting too...ugh, white people can be really fucking gross sometimes...



Subject: great writing!
Date: Nov 29 2005 04:40:36 PM
Author: swing-atcha

do and don't was on fuckin fiiiyyyaaaahhhhh this month!!!! The puking one gave me the fucking hiccups.



Subject: tattoo
Date: Nov 29 2005 03:46:02 PM
Author: robot

there is always a sense of accomplishment when you take your art from the bathroom wall to your girlfriend's back.



Subject: Wigger w/ the Nigger Tattoo
Date: Nov 29 2005 02:35:03 PM
Author: Kenton

Is that a wedding ring, or just a lump of yummy nico tar from his cigarette?



Subject: D&D's
Date: Nov 29 2005 01:49:49 PM
Author: Jo-Jo Dancer

Snore..............c'mon guys, these are lame. Try harder, get better drugs, whatever..........



Subject: these don'ts suck!
Date: Nov 29 2005 09:39:30 AM
Author: Vile Will

Yup, I'm glad I live in a midwest college town and rarely have to see hideous human experiments like this. Well the 50 Cent clown is all over, so bleh.



Subject: Christ Jesus, Holy Redemption!
Date: Nov 29 2005 01:48:27 AM
Author: Cedric Ceballos...snap!

Funny stuff! Really! Out-loud laughs. Especially guru-perv, basketball marriage and back-tat. I don't know why but guru-perv really broke me up. It's on again, boys! Now we're cooking with gas!



Subject: On Fat Girl, Yanking Cross-eyed Boobs
Date: Nov 29 2005 01:28:40 AM
Author: your own ball-pouch


If that bitch is who we think it is, then nobody laugh... that's actually her life story.

Social sanction you cunt, send her ass home.



Subject: slutz
Date: Nov 28 2005 11:46:28 PM
Author: Ciboir

The lower back tat, aka "whorebrand" IS zero-class, but then again, it's sometimes convenient when a girl is willing to openly advertise her sluttiness...



Subject: That lady flashing her titties?
Date: Nov 28 2005 08:28:57 PM
Author: mmHmm

Where'd she go? I revisited the site just to read that caption again and now it's yanked? WTF, guys? WTF?



Subject: lower beack patters
Date: Nov 28 2005 12:46:18 PM
Author: 310mar

are stupid and are for dumb un-imaginitive copycats teenyboppersluts.




Subject: prettyweak
Date: Nov 28 2005 11:39:58 AM
Author: prettyweak

...That 50 cent dude Pic is priceless and the caption is worthless... someone gives you that much material to work with and that's what you come up with????? You know what? I demand a refund!! Waitaminute... I didn't give you any money... THANK GOD.



Subject: prettyweak
Date: Nov 28 2005 11:39:58 AM
Author: prettyweak

...That 50 cent dude Pic is priceless and the caption is worthless... someone gives you that much material to work with and that's what you come up with????? You know what? I demand a refund!! Waitaminute... I didn't give you any money... THANK GOD.



Subject: bring back vice...
Date: Nov 28 2005 10:27:21 AM
Author: shite

cause theses donts didn't even get a wheeze out of me...



Subject: 50 cent tatoo
Date: Nov 28 2005 10:02:40 AM
Author: bunnytits

the wankster with the g unit tat deserves to be shot nine times in the face. word.



Subject: Math Nerds
Date: Nov 28 2005 08:11:33 AM
Author: Cabinderada

Who cares if they do math well? Latina math nerd on right in bustier...smoking...



Subject: why
Date: Nov 28 2005 06:15:40 AM
Author: sirbigfoot

just discovered your site over the weekend, niiice... thanks for the tip on using deodorant to prevent ingrown hairs after shaving my "swimsuit" area...and to everyone else, everyone finds someone stupid



Subject: huh
Date: Nov 28 2005 04:43:10 AM
Author: DOOF

"My Problem is that Silly Fucking Wallet ad"

It's called "making money".



Subject: boj doog
Date: Nov 27 2005 09:45:07 PM
Author: good job

wow it's really brilliant the way u take a normal pic of people and make fun of them! it's so god damn clever! nothing this cute since bumfights premiered. you're totally in league with those guys and we all here totally admire the brilliance that vice continues to exhume.



Subject: This is shit!
Date: Nov 27 2005 09:12:03 PM
Author: this is why the world sucks.

Your comments are tasteless and you just sound like an angry scenster fuck. ps. put up a picture of yourself let me comment.



Subject: Truth Wallet
Date: Nov 27 2005 08:42:21 PM
Author: Another Fuckin Critic

My Problem is that Silly Fucking Wallet Ad, Who Gives a Fuck about Truth Campaign or Karmaloop?

A Definitive dont item.



Subject: die trying
Date: Nov 27 2005 05:23:03 PM
Author: Erin

the 50 cent guy looks like my old coke dealer.



Subject: they're actually winners!
Date: Nov 26 2005 11:20:40 PM
Author: nice

the asswipe with the 50cent tatto... awesome. he's wearing a wedding band, and that means he's gonna have bitchin' hepc infested babies. and as for the broad with the tattoo; what, you don't want to see a chick fingering her own ass... on the back of a creepy dyke... wearing a sportsbra? come on now.



Subject: close, but no blunt...
Date: Nov 26 2005 10:05:09 PM
Author: Brian

High class shit, too high class for VICE. Did this writer get kicked out of the New Yorker for being too "Edgey" ?

Keep this style, and add Ten Times the raw ANGER, and you have something....



to everyone else, look in the Mirror and Twitch.........Losers! :-D



Subject: thank you.
Date: Nov 26 2005 12:58:34 PM
Author: i suck at math.

HAHAHA A.Y. Jackson! this made my day.



Subject: D&D decline
Date: Nov 26 2005 03:13:43 AM
Author: true

it's true. there are some nuggets, but D&D's has been slipping for some time. shit, if you look at the Party issue, it's like pure gold one after the other. who wrote that shit? pay that fucker and get it going again? or get him off the shit he's on now, cause it's true, they're getting lazy.



Subject: Do's and Don't
Date: Nov 26 2005 02:55:28 AM
Author: Sucka74

You should get the other guy back, these D & D's are weak and lazy.



Subject: Kolroy
Date: Nov 26 2005 02:00:23 AM
Author: JoniRs

Waerzone przez browar w Zaporożu należący dokoncernu Slawutic ?

haha.. **** ***



Subject: barfing outside a restaurant
Date: Nov 26 2005 01:39:52 AM
Author: dan

I say: you paid too much for the food, you paid too much for the drinks, barf anywhere you goddamn choose. You really only shouldn't barf in public when you're talking to a cop or you might not get laid if you do.



Subject: dw
Date: Nov 25 2005 09:25:05 PM
Author: daniel

don't you hate it when something is really hot on a runway like hedi's dior (who restarted this whole thing) and then its done totally gay in real life. People are shit at translating sometimes.



Subject: k
Date: Nov 25 2005 09:55:39 PM
Author: desaparecere

The squinting guys are drooling.



Subject: confusing
Date: Nov 25 2005 09:07:25 PM
Author: Gwen

The white-trash guy's tattoo's bullet holes look like they have worms coming out of them. Are those worms or blood?

Fat chick looks like Divine.

I, also, like the Clash guy.



Subject: the skinny indie boys
Date: Nov 25 2005 08:00:32 PM
Author: Tracy Vanity

They both look like assholes but I'd still fuck the one with the Clash shirt as long as he lets me do him in the ass later.



Subject: what?
Date: Nov 25 2005 07:20:00 PM
Author: huh

wasn't that fat guy in the guide to new york issue??
tunnel cheif i think it was



Subject: fat bitch..
Date: Nov 25 2005 04:23:20 PM
Author: MAC



ive seen alot of those gals pulling that stunt in front of some sober ppl.


not cool man.



Subject: Puko
Date: Nov 25 2005 02:45:42 PM
Author: Boige

Set up shop.....hahaha laughed the fuck out on that one.



Subject: epitimy of white trash...
Date: Nov 25 2005 12:46:18 PM
Author: twit

i didnt know designing your own tattoo with no drawing skills was in...

looks like he has frost bite on his ears... wouldnt matter if his ears fall off anyways, he didnt listen the first time when somebody told him he looks like a complete dink...



Subject: Ok...
Date: Nov 25 2005 01:15:52 PM
Author: Isabel (Ecuador)

Shoot me, but I kinda like the guy with the Sonic Youth tee



Subject: dos and donts is back
Date: Nov 25 2005 01:00:25 PM
Author: nic

this is the best donts in a while... nice. i was getting scared for a while there.



Subject: wigger with the 50 Cent tat
Date: Nov 25 2005 11:05:55 AM
Author: Some Asshole

Did anyone else notice that this guy is also wearing what appears to be a wedding band on his left ring finger? God help us all if he breeds...



Subject: shithead indie rockers
Date: Nov 25 2005 09:14:40 AM
Author: dm

those two rock posers look like they've just finished sucking their own dicks



Subject: The long hair-rock guys.
Date: Nov 25 2005 01:24:05 AM
Author: me

Britain is full of twats like this. They all read NME, and think Pete Docherty is jesus.



Subject: rock nerds
Date: Nov 24 2005 10:44:11 PM
Author: Chest Ironbody

I was going to say that some idealising girl would fall for those insta-kit rock dorks, but then no, I don't even think that is going to happen.



Subject: Math Nerds
Date: Nov 24 2005 01:08:21 PM
Author: Lionel

I'll take the math nerds. I'd have fun with them.



Subject: Likin' it
Date: Nov 24 2005 12:54:36 PM
Author: Lesbo

Great bunch of Don'ts. These are all the reasons I try to stay away from bars.

Don't pick on Bosnians. They look more like Lithuanians at a frat party in Ohio.



Subject: Towel-headed guy
Date: Nov 24 2005 12:31:57 PM
Author: Jameso

I dunno, I kinda like the look



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