This month’s winner: NATASHA PS: Please stop sending us Cock Soup, Negroids, anything made by Bimbo, Crunky, and Conguitos. We get about 10 of those a month, and we already did the shit out of them.
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Most girls screw up and make them too short or too straight across, but if you can get the riot grrrl retard-bangs just right it gives you a free pass on whatever look you put below it—especially 14-year-old in pajama-boxers raiding her nana’s closet in Bayonne. KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
It’s rad when you don’t have to sit there guessing what her tits are going to be like. It’s like, “These are my tits. Take ’em or leave ’em.” The gays have been doing shit like that with weird codes like which bandana is in which pocket for years. We’re finally up to the “no bullshit” stage. KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
