While most of us have dedicated half our brainspace to juggling a religion’s worth of ethical dietary restrictions with the conversion rate of two-thirds of a banana to hours on the elliptical, it’s easy to forget that there’s an entire segment of our population still struggling with “Try not to eat an entire bowl of mayonnaise.” KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
Jesus Christ, Jesus, who are you, the guy from Lean on Me? Take the “tough love” down a notch.