“Freaking” is a dance we like to make fun of that simulates doggy-style lovemaking. Some mime pioneers have taken that premise even farther and began a yet unnamed dance that simulates fucking a bitch in half with a 300 lb walrus-shaped dick and then drowning her in cum.
These guys are such a bummer they’re like a Monday on September 11th where you stepped in a freezing cold puddle and saw your dad cry. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts