Poser! If you were really into the Middle Ages you’d let your toxic diarrhea seep down your sore-ridden thighs just like everyone else from the days of yore. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Alternative weddings are gay. If you’re so over this “antiquated tradition” why the fuck are you participating in it in the first place? It’s like having a graffiti slipcover over your Bible or doing your homework with a pencil that says “Fuck This.”
