I hate these fucking douchebags with their fake millionaire shirts and their “wet” hair so much it’s disturbing. It makes me wonder if I got raped by one of them when I was a kid and blocked it out or something.
They met through Fartsniffers.com only six months ago and now they’re looking for a small, dingy love nest that smells of toilet juice and has a Doritos dispenser. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts