Dear Jesus, I promise from now on I will be a good person. I promise to stop masturbating to preggo porn and to say 1,000 Our Fathers every night. Just please please please don’t let the monster eat me.
Amen. KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
Holding in your farts doesn’t make them go away. All they do is amalgamate with other farts and, when they finally do come out, it’s literally explosive.