There are certain Eurotrash accessories that just can’t get across the Atlantic Ocean. Those Tae Kwon Do zip-up jackets made it over and so did skintight sneakers that look like you painted laces and stripes on your socks, but thanks to some strong support from the Minutemen, the “get my Ashkenazi Jewfro out of my face” elastic hairbands have barely made it past Portugal.
If you just got to a new country and have no clue what they consider “cool” DO NOT ask the other immigrants’ kids for help. In case you’ve forgotten, you guys are all in the same boat. KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
