Though there’s nothing wrong with prostitutes, cyclists, and contractors in and of themselves, putting them all in a blender makes you look like a superhero’s arch enemy if there was a superhero that hated people who put up dry wall and then bike all over town trying to get drug money by sucking cocks.
That's a funny prank and all, but dude, what the fuck is going on with your ass? It looks like Homer Simpson is kissing your friend goodnight. Seriously, what do you wipe with, more shit?
