Laugh if you want. If you knew how difficult it was for scat fetishists to find an enthusiastic female receptacle in this city, you'd give this girl credit for putting her neck out there.
I was so wasted I needed to be carried home and I asked these guys if they would do it and they said, “Sure,” and I said “Bullshit,” (I was wasted) and they showed me some card of a guy who carried baby Christ across a river and I was like, “OK, OK, I got it,” and fell into their arms.
