Like date rape and lesbian stand-up, piano-print necktie scarves have been commonly accepted as not-funny for decades. Kudos to this sweaty, middle-aged Brit for raging against the machine. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
We saw this crazy old cow at a beach party in Costa Rica. She was doing a new waveish pogoing-and-wriggling dance using a bamboo pole as her martial-arts partner. It was kind of impossible not to psychoanalyze a libidinous old lady that nobody wants to fuck jumping around a gigantic phallic symbol like a writhing lunatic. Can we not hire someone to fuck this sad pile of tits? Click here for more pictures. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
