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  You can laugh from a distance at his Catskills mom-pimp look all you want but without seeing the accompanying “I need to make a pee-pee” little crouch-dance he was doing, you haven’t really lived.
  
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  Did you ever notice how dogs run away from you when you dress like Cruella de Vil's tampon?
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