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Subject: Bobby Pinz Date: Mar 01 2006 05:43:30 AM Author: girl who knows people That "dwarf" is Bobby Muthafuckin' Pinz, bitches. Google her and show some respect. She's cooler than all of you hipsters put together. Subject: 9.79 Date: Oct 02 2005 02:46:52 PM Author: Pat Is the security guy Ben Johnson? Subject: Truth is in the anus. Date: Sep 30 2005 02:06:14 PM Author: Simeon Grozenburg Your mouth is the anus. Hear the truth: Subject: don';t want a subject3 either Date: Sep 19 2005 05:57:55 PM Author: Don';t want a name I just fuckn rocked shit with the cool I said, riaders. Draw me a clown and I'll show you a fuckin prick. Draw me a prick and I'll show yo a cloan. Draw me. Come on you bucnk of fdukcin haves. I'm onto you. Don;t fo this ro me Subject: scooterboy Date: Sep 27 2005 09:15:24 PM Author: caddyman He could give one one-hundredth of one shit what you have to say about it. Are you friggin kidding me?? Could he scream "I am in desperate need of your attention" into the megaphone any louder? GOD I hate attention whores Subject: leisure wear for hipsters and mafiosos Date: Sep 27 2005 12:55:59 PM Author: chlöe i used to work next door to scooter boy's apt and he's awesome whether or not he gives a shit what others think of him. be honest, would you rather look at some fat douche in a gray suit driving an s.u.v. or a fit kid in short shorts with a hot neon scooter? exactly. you're just jealous your legs don't look as good. i like that the kid on the left of the guy in the first pic seems to realize that telling mr.fuggetaboutit to put out his cigarette in the subway would probably cost him his life and the lives of those he cares about...but in a fun way. 'cuz life is short...ya know? Subject: Eastern Furburger Date: Sep 27 2005 12:20:22 AM Author: Skweekah Now that Asian chicks are more consistently growing monstrous hooters, the white woman is doomed! Subject: Smoker Date: Sep 26 2005 05:24:28 PM Author: Chad Who is that miserable fucking cow with the bitchy face who works in the Vice shop? Vice are cunts. Fuck off. Leave NYC. Subject: More fuckface Date: Sep 26 2005 05:14:39 PM Author: Chad CUNT! CUNT! CUNTS! Subject: black guys in suits Date: Sep 26 2005 02:12:15 PM Author: j tall, skinny, 30+year-old friendly black dudes in suits are the coolest motherfuckers you will ever see. i spot about one a week just walking home from work and it's like a ray of sunshine every time. they just exude goodwill and constantly look perfect. Subject: DIE DIE DIE Date: Sep 26 2005 12:26:04 PM Author: X-Vice Fan Vice is trying to give us all cancer with this Shit! We must strike first before it is too late!! Subject: Is that the P-Ster Date: Sep 23 2005 09:11:22 PM Author: Susan The hipster preppie that guy is a bartender dude who thinks he is so great! Subject: Vice is cool Date: Sep 23 2005 06:19:39 AM Author: Vicky Just felt like sharing with the group...am super excited to be here with you all. I can't help being a little nervous, this being my first time and all, and now I feel lame for having brought cookies and juice along when you all seem so content with your beers and crack. But hey I'll go first shall I? Subject: Date: Sep 21 2005 06:53:44 PM Author: dad, bring my fucking trumpet back Subject: nevermind Date: Sep 20 2005 01:43:31 PM Author: hawk she looks a bit dodgy too Subject: what Date: Sep 20 2005 01:42:25 PM Author: hawk why do all the do's cept that italian chick look like donts? Subject: don';t want a subject3 either Date: Sep 19 2005 05:57:55 PM Author: Don';t want a name I just fuckn rocked shit with the cool I said, riaders. Draw me a clown and I'll show you a fuckin prick. Draw me a prick and I'll show yo a cloan. Draw me. Come on you bucnk of fdukcin haves. I'm onto you. Don;t fo this ro me Subject: titties Date: Sep 19 2005 04:15:03 PM Author: Trond Greve where are the titties? Subject: first the la guide Date: Sep 19 2005 02:09:54 AM Author: fabi now selena luna in vice??!? and chromeo in la for halloween? get off our nuts. Subject: scooter boy Date: Sep 17 2005 04:11:45 PM Author: tackle I heard prince perfect has his own television show called the alexander power hour, is that true? is that the same guy? Subject: jewdriver Date: Sep 15 2005 01:23:36 AM Author: otowngrowl jeez i hate any fanatic jingoism...jew, arab, catholic, wasp, you all suck...t-shirts that instruct suck... skrewdriver is a nasty band that doesn't deserve to exist, hate may make dineros, but they are a relic of the past, today's society is too smart for fear-based protectionism, not to mention most redneck jarheads are totally uneducated losers in the game of evolution. Re-evolution duh-huh! Subject: huh? Date: Sep 15 2005 01:14:57 AM Author: La Declamadora all these are pretty much don'ts for me...the only good one is the blurry shot of the jeans/belt/aloof girl...what is she doing anyway, nothin' special, just chillin' i guess...but the rest are all more like a slow month of semi-dos, any other one they'd be don'ts. Lesson: DON'T try to meet a quota, and don't feed the animals, poor things. But, I also like the inclusion of the little lady, she looks great! Bet she gets all the good shoe sizes...fuck, i'm a ten, think i get any special good styles in footwear? I'm lucky if I get a floor model. So, so, jealous of short people, flarn filth, filth and flarn you lucky lucky petites! All the guys suck, no do's at all, eechhh... so, peace to all, do or don't, it's your life...unfortunately VICE will never get the uber-do or don't, it's too inexplicably personal, so i try to think that if i get a laff, then it's all good, but i hate mean comments, try posting your pic beside your comment, I'd LOVE that y'all...claro que si, por favor, entiende que la luz de esperanza nunca se apaque en su vida... Subject: Utter wank Date: Sep 14 2005 10:08:56 PM Author: Turdbag He could give one one-hundredth of one shit what you have to say about it? Bullshit. He cares plenty. Dressing like an under 10 and riding a children's scooter is what you would consider high fashion? What a pile of utter shit. What a pile of pretentious bollocks. Also, Adam Nation, how big a Bill Hicks fanboy are you? Subject: nicole Date: Sep 13 2005 08:01:28 PM Author: the dwarf believe it or not FGTS that woman is a real dwarf. she's quasi-famous in the dwarf world. Subject: Dwarf Date: Sep 12 2005 02:50:22 PM Author: Portlander Unless I'm mistaken Ms. dwarf lady lives in Portland. I've seen her around quite a bit, at shows and downtown. If I see her again I hope I have the balls to ask her if she knows about being in Vice. Subject: That scooter dude Date: Sep 12 2005 01:33:56 PM Author: cecil It's not true that he doesn't give a shit what people think. He cares a lot. Anybody who tries that hard gives a humungous giant elephant shit about what people think of them. Subject: 88 problems but race aint one Date: Sep 11 2005 11:36:23 PM Author: Adam Nation thats because nazi skins sit around and jerk their limp dicks furiously until something like, jewdriver, comes to within 3 states of where they live. then they get half hard, and a bubble comes out the end of their mushroom, with a maggot inside. the maggot runs off and stabs the guys from Jewdriver. Subject: What a twat Date: Sep 10 2005 08:02:36 AM Author: Zoot its raining outside, and the guy on a scooter outside in it is a don't... what a twat Subject: jewdriver Date: Sep 08 2005 05:50:26 PM Author: jewdriver I tried to get Jewdriver to come up to my city but alas nazis can't take a joke and they were worried about getting shanked or something. If I was a Nazi i'd be totally into this group. I mean cmon. Subject: jewdriver Date: Sep 06 2005 10:06:30 PM Author: Adam Nation boots and bagels, roll your hair in coils! boots and bagels, dont piss off the Mohels.... -adam nation sharpskinred@Msn.com Subject: ewe whant dis Date: Sep 06 2005 02:17:25 PM Author: skranky fohatidas scooter green jew is wry lacey bustier wiseguy pop pearls brace fucktards from toot teet toot davis rolls dean rocks fuscia boobs - the next dillhen Subject: yee haw Date: Sep 06 2005 10:08:27 AM Author: harvey duncan pretty sure my friend made a song about this midget odd shaped sexy bitch... anyways check it out here: http://churchofthedollar.com/songs.php?q=oddshaped click on the mp3 download nugget shalome Subject: oh shit... Date: Sep 05 2005 01:13:28 PM Author: Nemo I wrote 'WHERE Stetsons' instead of 'WEAR Stetsons'. Ironically, Bush gets his hats and wee boots from this shop on I-35 that used to outfit LBJ, not Stetson, so he has real cowboy street cred... Subject: scooter man Date: Sep 03 2005 05:08:06 PM Author: jeremy Not so sure about scooter guy with the yellow shorts being a "do." Just don't know about that one. A little bit too much self-indulgent irony here. Feeble-minded irony. The curse of this generation. Subject: ugh Date: Sep 02 2005 05:52:13 AM Author: ugh enough with the fucking photoshop Subject: PRINCE PERFECT Date: Sep 02 2005 05:45:01 AM Author: Nic-O-La PRINCE PERFECT...LOL! sensual Subject: PRINCE PERFECT Date: Sep 02 2005 05:45:01 AM Author: Nic-O-La PRINCE PERFECT...LOL! sensual Subject: Meu Deus !!!! Date: Sep 01 2005 04:34:20 PM Author: Rodrigo Fucking Brazilian THE PROBLEM:WHERE´S THE BRAZILIANS. THE HOT GILS...SHE´S A FUCKING, HOT, DANGER BRAZILIAN GIRL, MAN!!!!(OR GIRL!!!) Subject: Lady's comment about no guys in the 'Do' Date: Sep 01 2005 01:53:24 PM Author: Nemo It's because East Coast/ Canadian men are fucking dinkless emotional cripples that use irony as a fuckin' crutch. Vice came to Austin and shot the 7 bad looking people that live in town. Notice "The Real World' never shows actual Austinites? Cuz it would fuck up the entire balance of cool in the Eastern Empire "What?-they don't ride horses and where Stetsons?" ps-Ya'll can take back George W.-nobody really wants his ass here anyway... Subject: material Date: Sep 01 2005 11:02:50 AM Author: apiif i want that chicks beehive on my skull... and how... xo Subject: nick Date: Sep 01 2005 10:44:08 AM Author: doof re:i was just watching Etv and they are having some glamour magazine special on the "do's and dont's" of celebrity fashion. Vice didn't invent the term "Do's and Dont's". It's been around in regard to fashion advice for years. My cousin used to say "That's a don't" years ago. Subject: the ms. pac man chick Date: Sep 01 2005 07:23:03 AM Author: bob Ms. Pac man girl's outfit is really bad Subject: dos and donts Date: Sep 01 2005 12:31:27 AM Author: Nick i was just watching Etv and they are having some glamour magazine special on the "do's and dont's" of celebrity fashion. Subject: BLACKWARTS Date: Aug 30 2005 11:08:42 AM Author: SACK OF JEW EEEAAAAH! SUGARMUFFIN YOU ARE LAME THE DWARF BITCH WAS IN THE DO'S ANYWAYS WHY READ A MAGAZINE YOU DONT LIKE AND YOU HAVE ETHICAL PROBLEMS WITH THE WRITERS GO READ FAIRY TALES WITH MISS MUFFIT SLUT Subject: Fart T-shirt Date: Aug 30 2005 09:15:49 AM Author: Luke I was staring at the fart t-shirt and if you look really closely it says 'AUTUMN' in the centre. Subject: to Lady Date: Aug 29 2005 12:03:35 AM Author: leecifer the problem is that there are no hot guys. they are all hairy stinky gorillas or else they are gay. that's why we get stuck with the pics of ladies- cause we're imminently better looking than the males. live it and love it. Subject: i love weddings Date: Aug 28 2005 11:56:56 PM Author: leecifer at the last one (greek orthodox, what a trip) I ended up doing the traditional dances with the groom's family before i fell flat on my back in the mud and had to be driven home by my little sister. i stripped outside my house and threw all my clothes in my neighbor's dumpster. and i'd borrowed the whole getup from someone. oops. p.s. i dated that scooter guy in high school. in the 90's i was naive enough to suspend disbelief regarding his obvious flaming homosexuality. Subject: weddings Date: Aug 28 2005 09:55:17 PM Author: Benjamin I was at this wedding a few weeks ago and someone handed me a tamborine on the dance floor. I was hammering the tambo with heavy air guitar windmill blows when it slipped out of my hand and went flying accross the dance floor. I looked down and saw that both my hands were covered in blood, and all the people dancing around me had my blood splattered all over their dresses and suits. I realized that i cut my hand with the tambo, and went on to inadvertantly spray my blood all over the place with every vicious tambo-bang. it was a magical wedding, and i love you all very much. Subject: dwarf not fotoshopped Date: Aug 28 2005 07:02:08 PM Author: sugarmuffin hey jackass,i saw that dwarf on my space and she's totally fucking hot so quit crying about altered imagery. you're just jealous that she's got more confidence in her puffy perfect pink nipples than you'll have for the rest of your spineless life. go back to the ordovician era, plucky. Subject: bust a train on your meatflaps Date: Aug 28 2005 04:01:48 PM Author: saddlebags that 'dwarf' is obviously photoshopped you douchelicks. Subject: scooooooooooter Date: Aug 27 2005 10:14:37 PM Author: buhbuh too you beat me to it. Subject: scooooooooooooter Date: Aug 27 2005 06:30:36 PM Author: buhbuh the best about the scooter kid is the little guy on the left with his own scooter being all "DAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that's a sweet ride!" Subject: hahah Date: Aug 27 2005 05:42:14 PM Author: mucha lady funny thing is i know that kid in the jewdriver shirt Subject: Something for the gals? Date: Aug 27 2005 05:38:58 PM Author: Lady I love the dos & don'ts; ive even got the book, however, my biggest complaint is that there are countless pics of chicks half naked and shit, but where the hell are all the HOT GUYS?! Just roam the streets, pick a dude with genuine bed-head hair, dirty Adidas' sneakers and maybe some leg or arm tattoos, (playing a phallic instrument might be good too) take a snapshot, say something balls-out hilarious, and we're all happy! You have women readers too, ya know. Subject: Vice Shines On Date: Aug 27 2005 10:37:37 AM Author: NY Wannabe The D & D section rules forever! Only time I laugh. Subject: vice is the shit Date: Aug 27 2005 06:29:28 AM Author: aussie vice is the shit, i mean these people don't give a fuck and do their thing and the shit they publish is absolutely fuckin funnny and orignial and i don't even know what else, to all those people that have something to say fuck off coz you're boring these people know what the fuck they're talkin about so please i dont understand posts where people have something to say, stupid fools. anyway i'll get over my rant - adios biatches Subject: sensual little lady Date: Aug 26 2005 10:56:09 PM Author: Tim Selene Luna fuckin' rocks and puts those other bitches to shame. Subject: re: the gamer Date: Aug 26 2005 04:54:08 PM Author: molly oh come one, deep down, who doesnt have a thing for freakishly skinny girls, eating disorders be damned! Subject: scooter guy Date: Aug 26 2005 04:20:43 PM Author: erin i like that the scooter kid has pegs on the back so if he finds someone suitable he'll be able to take them away with him Subject: wish i had my camera Date: Aug 26 2005 03:31:18 PM Author: maddie rection oh god. i had the epitome of a do the other day. i was driving by a strip mall and saw this old lady with a pink cowboy hat on. it wasn't like she was trying to be a "young kid" or a raver or anything. she just had her sunday best and a pink cowboy hat on. i was kicking myself for not having my camera with me. i want to be that old lady when i'm 80. Subject: demographics Date: Aug 26 2005 02:29:49 PM Author: JASON some of the people replying here are completely missing the point.. Subject: uhh huh Date: Aug 26 2005 11:26:33 AM Author: Thumperings hey chucky cheese. it's a boat that's what boat's do. Subject: gay Date: Aug 26 2005 10:39:37 AM Author: ash you talk about girls' clothes way too much to be straight. Subject: Bernie Goetz Date: Aug 26 2005 09:02:29 AM Author: me Bernie Goetz was rad. Those punk kids had it coming to them. Subject: festival Date: Aug 26 2005 07:34:19 AM Author: festival i wrote to you guys last week like a wicked long email--- you never posted it and i have been frantic trying to locate it to sent it again, my advice for u is to please be considerate to other people's origional ideas! Subject: scooter kid Date: Aug 26 2005 02:42:10 AM Author: d-money skoo-ter kid is rad Subject: wow, vice has lost it Date: Aug 25 2005 06:28:03 PM Author: gawd my my. what does it take to write something witty and original? you all should just stop it now. quit before you end up on the magazine rack at Walgreens. Subject: I got one of them! Date: Aug 25 2005 03:54:43 AM Author: Robin Reliant Jewdriver are fuckin great so stop dissing them! They're taking the piss outta right-wing boneheads and are doing a fuckin good job! www.myspace.com/jewdriver www.jewdriver.com Subject: Classack Date: Aug 24 2005 09:26:41 PM Author: Thelaststarfighter The orientel hipster ragammuffin trumpetoire is a triumph. I am still cracking up. If you want a dont field day - come down to the New of Zealand and walk around some of the parties your magazine has been throwing of late. Way to immolate the brand (look it up in the dictionary fuckmooks.) Subject: towels Date: Aug 24 2005 09:08:26 PM Author: Bobby no idiot. TOWEL HEADS. He's saying he agrees with Islamists where they say women need to be covered because it's too distracting. Subject: huh? Date: Aug 24 2005 03:39:12 PM Author: lucy i didn't get what you meant with the towel comment for ms. pacman--oooh! like for when you cum on her face? wow that was funny. Subject: the gamer Date: Aug 24 2005 12:51:41 PM Author: Mr. man That chick playing Ms. Pacman is doing it in a DC bar called Wonderland. And if it's who I think it is, Vice has got a serious fetish for anorexics. Subject: Itlian stylist Date: Aug 24 2005 11:26:04 AM Author: Eileen R I have been working on that Italian stylist look my whole life and she just beat me to it. damn! I am only buying clothes while travelling from now on. We need a Top Shop in USA! Subject: sorry, but this sucks Date: Aug 24 2005 03:28:20 AM Author: cheeky yeah most of these do's could have been in the don'ts a few issues back this issue is off Subject: slightly less crap Date: Aug 24 2005 02:27:48 AM Author: chucky dudes, you should check out this tugboat I'm watching right now. It's just plowing through Hong Kong harbor in a driving rainstorm, burying the bow in the waves and surging ahead. That's a DO right there. Ah, it went behind the Four Seasons and I can't see it now. Dammit. |
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