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Subject: hot Date: Jul 08 2006 07:05:12 PM Author: brett pic #2 is so hot Subject: . Date: Mar 07 2006 01:15:25 PM Author: fuck off skateboards are cool. Subject: whaaaa Date: Dec 13 2005 06:41:27 PM Author: Toothbrush_Man Too much typing on all these comments, quit trying so hard. Girls in first pic = HOOOOOT Lil' Arnold w/ Skateboard = PIMP The rest? I forgot already Subject: meh Date: Sep 10 2005 06:05:16 AM Author: seiju skataboards are cool, just like huey dooey and looey,and my pet poodle pooey!! sounds yum yumms Subject: kewl Date: Sep 10 2005 06:03:27 AM Author: carl "why da fcuk does every one keep calling my "fuck off" its not me name i keep telling them, but thye still keep calling me it" Subject: skateboards Date: Sep 05 2005 06:02:47 PM Author: john carpenter skateboards are cool. Subject: The kid in the suit Date: Aug 05 2005 09:36:01 AM Author: Your mama two of those please. Is there any way to adopt that kid? he's the coolest I've seen all fucking year. Subject: tunisia Date: Aug 05 2005 05:02:00 AM Author: apiif yeah, tunisia, go tunisia! I want to see tunisia do's and don'ts... by don't die by the government death now child. xxxooo Subject: Nice magaziene Date: Jul 28 2005 05:45:18 AM Author: Hikmet (from (Tunis)) Aa helo i am young boy from tunis tunisia I like wery much Vice magasine!! Very cool article wis god locking boy and girls!! here in tunis not much people they are very cool and very very much hope can com to USA and EUROPA hope COOL LONDON AND SUEDE very bueutiful GIRLS!!! HAHAHA !!! YOU NO WHAT MEAN????!!!! If you want can I start vice magazin TUNISIA or Tripolis goverments very vrey bad can kill me so please help thank and best summer to every body vice magazin and who read Subject: vice writers are trendwhores Date: Jul 28 2005 01:20:37 AM Author: e too bad new york invented electroclash...vice was all about electroclash. vice fucking loved wit and larry t and all of that bullshit!! LA may suck for many reasons but lately everyone dresses the same way as people do in new york...gypsy pirate hobo french revolutionary. Subject: Knightrider dude Date: Jul 26 2005 10:08:05 AM Author: Warfucker De Bo Weevil so are we all blowing donkeys today? horses beat themselves off. God damn. Subject: i want one Date: Jul 25 2005 06:38:38 AM Author: moi that 10 year old's a phukin dude! wher the hell do they grow chrildren like that cause want one!.. i can just see it ... my kids gunna hate me ... "just take the phucking bord!" Subject: ... Date: Jul 24 2005 10:15:48 PM Author: ... Derrick, you look like the idiot you are. Subject: all lame people and only one a do Date: Jul 20 2005 11:15:37 PM Author: sweaty and the armhead suck those girls on the couch are over. old guy with a happy hat is boooring. and thinkiing about what nightrider does during the daytime sucks. BUT, shit, man with gimp made me fuckin happy. Subject: Just call me Mary Kay Date: Jul 20 2005 12:25:42 AM Author: Sami Ok, that little kid is mine in 10 years. Subject: good Date: Jul 19 2005 10:11:52 PM Author: jaf All cool except the knightrider guy Subject: Kid on the sk8 board Date: Jul 19 2005 07:47:36 PM Author: Astronomikl Billionaire Boys Club......> for real!! Subject: abc Date: Jul 19 2005 07:40:37 PM Author: def fuck it, he's probably a 10 yr old mobster pro-skater. ouch. Subject: 10 year old Date: Jul 19 2005 09:35:27 AM Author: talk hard the 10 year old probably never skated in his life, he's just a mobster kid who stole the deck from some pro-skater Subject: Oh boy Date: Jul 18 2005 04:33:26 AM Author: Mike That short girl with the tits looks like Paula Abdul. Subject: illiterate nation Date: Jul 11 2005 07:17:03 PM Author: English Teacher It's "aesthetically"! Jeez, what's happened to the English language? Can't anybody spell anymore? Subject: Iron out the black Kinks Date: Jul 10 2005 01:04:16 PM Author: Waste Black people need less "fixing" asetically than white people? ....Might wanna look into what is actually asetically pleasing to most before making comments like that. Subject: 'fuckface' Date: Jul 09 2005 10:36:42 PM Author: TROPICS What do you mean, 'who am I'?? Subject: Iron out the black kinks? Date: Jul 09 2005 02:22:49 PM Author: puddin Weird, that's just plain racist. I don't know dude, I think black people need way less "fixing", asthetically speaking, than white people do. Subject: TROPICS Date: Jul 08 2005 07:45:45 PM Author: fuckface who the FUCK are YOU? Subject: gavin wrote this? Date: Jul 08 2005 10:14:22 AM Author: herbert these captions suck. i dont know if you're writing this shit so hungover you can't be funny or, maybe, you're not hungover enough and are trying to hard BUT.. i dont have time in my life for this not-so-funny shit. please improve. love, dad Subject: Johanna Newsome Chick Date: Jul 08 2005 09:09:47 AM Author: Cabinderada Hey, I'm all for the freak-folk stuff and off-kilter chicks do have some interesting stuff in their apartments, but the example provided here looks like a fucking linebacker! Look at those shoulders! Look at that butt! Jesus No! Fairy girls MUST work the wispy, willowy vibe or they trash the fantasy. Get back to the Art Institute, Debra. Subject: the skate ramp cripple Date: Jul 08 2005 08:49:01 AM Author: webb that is the coolest fuckin thing I have ever seen someone do to a terrified cripple who would surely scream in unholy terror if he weren't completely paralyzed. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! Subject: see that kid, thats your mum that is. Date: Jul 08 2005 07:46:43 AM Author: mongo pusher hey Tropics i've been pushing mongo for the last 22 yrs. i'll put money on you not even skating anymore, i bet you just keep your board by the front door for when people come round so they can presume you still rip it. you loser. At least that kid still carries his! (even if it is by the grindkings!) Subject: vice is better when you can't read it Date: Jul 07 2005 09:04:53 PM Author: peepdis if you want to see some dos that are actually funny, look at the google auto-translation of viceland italy's dos: http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww .viceland.com%2Fit%2Fv1n1%2Fhtdocs%2Fdos.php&langpair=it %7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flangua ge_tools It's a pain cutting and pasting that link but it's worth it. Sample caption (for dude with "Palyboy" jacket): "Palyboy!? PALYBOY! Largest! You listen to me well: The tarocchi couture will be the new haute. There will be modelle for road ready to kill for l’ultima purse of Guci or Lou Vutton within year-end." Subject: last part of the post before this one Date: Jul 07 2005 08:45:59 PM Author: TROPICS ...by the truck (mallgrab). And the trucks are Grind Kings. Subject: nouveau rich hippie; foppish little tyke Date: Jul 07 2005 08:16:25 PM Author: TROPICS Alright, two things. First off, the whole 'freak folk', 'weird America' bullshit that's being appropriated by so many fruitcakes these days is so fake and insincere it's a crime. Fuck Devendra Banhart, fuck Joanna Newsome, fuck Animal Collective. If any of you fucks really want to make a sincere lifestyle change and take the real deal for a spin, consume some dust, acid, and crack, and start listening to Sunburned Hand of the Man, Excepter, Eats Tapes, Moon and Moon, etc. Fashion will then be the last thing on your mind as you wonder how you're gonna call your mom on her birthday when she no longer exists in the same space vector as you. From that picture though, okay okay, Joanna Newsome girl IS hot. She's just severely fucking uncool. But the fact that she just moved to Brooklyn from Newport Beach to take the subway and 'figure things out' should stop no one from taking advantage of the ludicrous adult-allowance she gets that allows her to be here (and be fucked). Next, that 'fashionable' kid bothers me because he's going for that loud, Andre 3000, ethnic-dandy crap that every black or Latin dude who feels 'smarter' and 'different' thinks he can pull off. Also, when will people stop thinking that dressing 'nice' equals being fashionable or having good taste? Oh yeah, and as some of you already stated, despite the fact that he looks like a young Billy Valdez and has got a legit looking set-up, I bet money on that he pushes mongo and carries it Subject: suits a skateboard Date: Jul 07 2005 05:52:37 PM Author: i'm lying, i actually DO wish i was him you are barbara bush if you think you bones are too brittle to skate. and you gain nothing by empowering this little try hard who probably can't even get that board off the ground save for walking around the mall hoping avril sees him. Subject: awesome little man Date: Jul 07 2005 04:33:10 PM Author: benjamin That kid thinks you're all vapour, but can he dance? Subject: oh my gimpy Date: Jul 07 2005 01:07:59 PM Author: tear-a-spleen-O hey did you guys ever see that movie where the gimp gets fucked in the ass all time because he's chained up in the basement of some white power biker freaks? maybe that guy felt guilty for blowing his load too quick and decided to give his gimp some leisure time at the skate park Subject: . Date: Jul 07 2005 05:59:42 AM Author: . thats the coolest kid i've ever seen. fuck, he's on fire! Subject: gimp Date: Jul 07 2005 04:24:04 AM Author: sea saw i give mad respect to the man pushing the gimp at the skatepark, gimps need an adrenaline rush too. Subject: Whhaaat? Date: Jul 07 2005 01:00:30 AM Author: Brad All the girls you have here are disgusting. I seriously haven't seen a good looking girl in the "dos" in awhile. The only good part of these are the dad and the businessman/skateboarder. Subject: cowboy boots Date: Jul 06 2005 05:13:05 PM Author: sharon you like short skirts and cowboy boots? no fucking shit. get over it. most of those girls have crabs anyway. Subject: wingtips Date: Jul 06 2005 01:58:02 PM Author: the duke of windsor While the sentiment was good, and that young man would do well to get himself a nice pair of wingtips, those shoes are clearly not wingtips. Just because shoes are pointy does not make them wingtips. Regardless he is going to hurt himself on that skateboard and should ride the bus like his grandfather (the best do that ever was.) You guys really need to stick to your guns though. The badass dad who was born in a home depot and always smelled like saw dust would flip his shit if his daughter came home with the Knight Rider douche bag. You guys dropped the ball on that big fat don't. Shopping at the thrift store is great and everything, but not when you just grab three random "funny" things and call it an outfit. Subject: been wondering Date: Jul 06 2005 07:43:55 AM Author: fashion / fashioff is that chick on the front of the do's and dont's book a do or a dont? Just cant decide. Infact i'd say she's a do. Subject: "skating is lame" Date: Jul 06 2005 07:22:02 AM Author: me Generally, I would agree. But I think a ten year old Wall street broker can get away with anything. Subject: These Suck So Much It Hurts Date: Jul 06 2005 12:15:54 AM Author: Alan Greenspan Dear To Whom It May Concern, Could you please get off your lazy ass and improve the Do's and Don'ts. These shits suck. Do whatever it takes. I do my part in this world. Do yours. Up your fucking game and fix this shit. P. fuckin S. Having a contest is the equivalent of when that friend you have loses their job, sleeps with more than seven people in seven days, and starts trying drugs outside of their regular rotation; all in the course of a week: a cry for help. Subject: I give up. Date: Jul 05 2005 05:53:44 PM Author: Hanae Man that kid is so cool. Subject: racemixing Date: Jul 05 2005 04:12:01 PM Author: em she could suck his d standing up Subject: hot sweatty girls on couch. Date: Jul 04 2005 08:26:22 PM Author: kilowatts Look at them with those greasy faces and silly fake gucci bags. I can smell their armpits from the west coast. up all night on coke and and havivng quick fucks in a bathroom stall. but still ready to make you eggs on toast in the morning. Yes, they are wives. Subject: Mc Guyver is better than Knight Rider Date: Jul 04 2005 08:15:36 PM Author: kilowatts The dad is like Mc Guyver with his tool box. He's Ready to make a helicopter out of matchsticks and elmers glue. I like him. But That guy In the glasses and the grey leather jacket needs to get punched. Wipe that smug look off your face you stupid tired queen. Im not impressed. Subject: ................. Date: Jul 04 2005 03:01:07 PM Author: Apocalypse Dude Ok Subject: m Date: Jul 04 2005 10:30:20 AM Author: m "but skating is lame." Kill yourself now. Subject: YES! Date: Jul 04 2005 10:16:56 AM Author: COOLIE2 that kid........ THE MAN~! Subject: The 10-year-old kid Date: Jul 03 2005 07:59:00 PM Author: Kaxtie I am in love with that little boy as of right now. If I saw him on the street, I would have to kick my own ass if I didn't hug him and never let go. Subject: .. Date: Jul 03 2005 06:16:59 PM Author: .. The boot thing would be cool if every other girl in williamsburg, LES, etc wasn't wearing the exact same thing. It's like a xerox machine for humans. Subject: Ten year old and Dad Date: Jul 03 2005 11:28:59 AM Author: Nemo That comment was so fucking dead on about the Dad. My dad's uniform has been a black t, jeans, and black tennis shoes since I was born. He still rocks that shit and he's a fucking chemical plant foreman. There was an unfortunate mullet phase, though, but it was the 80's and we all had 'em. That ten year old has so much fucking style you should fear for all your unborn daughters... Subject: Amazing, i'm touched. Date: Jul 03 2005 03:52:57 AM Author: Seanthesean "What a great fucking dad this guy is. He doesn't have gel in his hair or take snowboard lessons, he just fixes stuff, builds his daughter a seven-story doll house, and wears the five things he's been wearing since you were born." It's nice to hear you boys say something nice about somebody for a change. Also, that 10 year old kid is pretty cool, but skating is lame. Subject: cuck Date: Jul 03 2005 03:14:16 AM Author: fuck all yalll that 10 year old is cool Subject: you Date: Jul 03 2005 03:10:50 AM Author: hey Why do you have to have to refer to her as a "bitch"? Subject: drapey babe Date: Jul 02 2005 08:22:25 PM Author: spatulance There's really not that much drapage. just the belt and the and dangleys and those horse hoof warmers. Her too small shirt and jacket makes it appealing though and that little white part could be her underwarez which is hot i think it wont let me say drap-ey cos it has the r word in it. kinda lame Subject: ........ Date: Jun 29 2005 10:47:42 PM Author: ........ first post - yeeeeeeeeeeeeehah!! |
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