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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment. Comments/Enlarge | See all


New dads take note. When you work away from home too much and raise your kids on birthday magicians, cartoons and MTV Emo hour you will come home one day to this and start yelling: Sarah, I can't even recognize Kylie any more. Comments/Enlarge | See all









When people have retro theme parties in the future and they want to look 2007ish, they’ll dress like this. If this is how we’re going to go down in history I think we did a pretty good job.

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