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When did CBGB get taken over by roided-out rock ’n’ roll tourists? It’s become like Extreme Planet Hollywood, and I fear for its future if it carries on like this. Comments/Enlarge | See all


“Mom, where’s Dad?” “I don’t know, Julian. He said he was just going to get us a bottle of water.” Comments/Enlarge | See all









Having a bunch of cutesy Teddy Bears defeat the Emperor’s most deadly stormtroopers ruined that shitty movie. Fuck Return of the Jedi and fuck Ewoks.

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