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It’s Britzkrieg Bob! If those schoolgirls would just mug him for that fanny pack he’d be a picture-perfect aging J-Glam-Punk. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Fifteen year olds should have sex in public. Twenty year olds should have sex at a party after most of the guests have gone home. Thirty year olds should do it in their bedroom with a porno on. Seventy year olds however, may not even think about it when they masturbate. They’re so fucking “over it” and rational about everything they basically boil it all down to shopping for produce.

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