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Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Hoping you never bump into her again for the rest of your life isn’t a great feeling, but the six hours of completely insane contortionist fucking at her weird apartment with three cats is going to be pretty unforgettable. Comments/Enlarge | See all









If you were never accepted by the in-crowd during adolescence, one trick is to grow up, make tons of money, move to Manhattan’s Lower East Side, have kids like this, and give them whatever they want their whole lives. Then you can just go, “Let me hang out and be cool or you’re all grounded!”

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