If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.Comments/Enlarge |
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When Seth doesn’t pull off his aggressive BMX tricks correctly, his crew boss makes him eat a whole jar of peanut butter with his hands. It’s called doing a Puck. Comments/Enlarge |
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Pedal pushers, bobby socks, and those fold-up bikes you can fit in your hallway are fucking lame until some ex-architect with a penchant for violence gives so little of a shit what I think I have to rethink the whole thing.
