Stealing emergency life jackets from planes is the new joining the mile high club. It doesn't hurt anybody (err nobody survives when planes land on water) and you're less likely to be tazered by the cabin crew, mid-poke.Comments/Enlarge |
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So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab. Comments/Enlarge |
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Cool is lame if you’re Keith Richard’s son or whatever but when you have a clothing budget of $7 a month and about three textiles to choose from cool becomes a large fishing boat full of wherewithal.
