Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas.Comments/Enlarge |
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That dainty little gesture is just screaming: “Give me a reason to ditch the twat in the hat”.Comments/Enlarge |
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I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash.
