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Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Put a knife in this Sheep on Drugs mad scientist’s hand and he’s reading my mind as to what I’m doing as I creep up behind him on the dance floor. Comments/Enlarge | See all









They’re fighting for a world where annoying first year at college know-it-alls can wear popsicle boxes as hats without me wanting to beat them to death even though they’re a girl.

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