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DOS & DON'TS

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all


She’s aiming at “grunge goes to college” but it’s coming off more like the cover artwork of a porno VHS where schoolgirls have to drink the jizz of hairy Germans out of a martini glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all









I’ve never wanted to be reincarnated as a gross piece of sticky brown stuff on a chair until now.

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