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I wonder how many young men have perished trying to keep Ms. Tokyo Posh Pants ’09 happy? Comments/Enlarge | See all


Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand. Comments/Enlarge | See all









You know you’ve hit the nail on the head when you make every other girl in the room feel like your mom.

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