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This girl’s real actual name is Angel Butts. Comments/Enlarge | See all


How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder. Comments/Enlarge | See all









The scary thing about this girl is if you didn't happen to catch her on a GNC run you'd have no clue she was into 40-year-old disco cavemen who shave their arms and still have Poison in their warm-up mix. It's like she's on the douchebag DL.

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