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DOS & DON'TS

After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other. Comments/Enlarge | See all


This girl’s real actual name is Angel Butts. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Buddy, I’m not one to talk when it comes to sexual hang-ups, but if getting off requires a homemade floor costume, explanatory cards for people who step on you, and showing up to the party 15 minutes before everyone else just so you can set up shop, you might want to consider what led you beyond the realm of squirting Lebanese bukkake milfs.

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