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DOS & DON'TS

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“Mom, where’s Dad?” “I don’t know, Julian. He said he was just going to get us a bottle of water.” Comments/Enlarge | See all









When you’re in your early teens, your getting-laid quotient is already low enough for you to dress like a cartoon delinquent without fucking things up for yourself. Take advantage of it while you can, because as soon as you hit 20 it’s either one or the other.

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