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If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I would give anything to hear what this conversation between a womyn’s-literary-group president and Vicious D. Slim Rock is all about. How much they both love pussy? Comments/Enlarge | See all









Ever have one of those shits that's so awful you've already gone through three-quarters of a roll and then suddenly one last piece plops out and you're just like GAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH and smash the crap out of everything you can lay your hands on? Really? I thought I was the only one.

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