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This either belongs to a Young Adult author whose work combines ghost stories with military technothrillers or a rich, Mediterranean manchild whose DNA combines four or five Y chromosomes with the gene for being really stupid. Comments/Enlarge | See all









That little smirk may have saved your ass when Aunt Barbara caught you trying to take the cat into the bathroom with you when you were eight, but it's about to make things way worse with the towering coked-up gino whose girlfriend you just goosed.

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