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If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you. Comments/Enlarge | See all


That dainty little gesture is just screaming: “Give me a reason to ditch the twat in the hat”. Comments/Enlarge | See all









I don't want to marry her or anything, but Drea de Mateo with Fran Drescher's hairline wearing her little ass-hugging party jeans will do just fine for the 15 seconds it takes for me to bust a nut when we're fucking in the bathroom about three minutes from now (in my dreams).

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