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This girl danced for the entire night with that can balanced on her head, which led me to believe she could accomplish the same feat en sac. Unfortunately I'll never know because two days ago she slipped on an icy step, landed on her head, and is no longer partying with us. R.I.P. Courtney. Also, R.I.P. Sparks. Comments/Enlarge | See all


The perfect woman is three feet tall with no teeth and the perfect cat can make beers appear out of thin air just by thinking about them.
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Wouldn’t it be easier to just jerk off onto a mirror than to spend your life making pained conversation about art with your dykey doppelgänger?

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