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DOS & DON'TS

I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all


You’d think that a harsh chemical perm and three hours in a tanning bed would do at least a little damage to a zombie’s tender, rotting flesh. But nope. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Oh I’m sorry, m’lord. Do I bore you? I’m sure you feel nice and secure in your pampered little world, but mark my words, baby. One day the world is going to rise up against your lazy bourgeois asses and you will be the first against the walls.

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