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If God is against getting a tattoo of a shitty website that’s under construction and is based on an elusive metaphor that makes no sense then yes, you are an infidel.
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Mesh shirts used to be for Scottish bricklayers then Jamaicans got a hold of them and made them sexy. Now they’re a staple for anyone who isn’t fat and is over those ironic fake vintage YMCA shirts from Urban Outfitters.
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If you’re worried your friend is getting laid more than you, one way of dealing with it is to turn yourself into a slightly shittier version of him and do everything he does. That way when girls look at the two of you, they’ll go “Hmm, he seems cool,” then turn to you and be like, “Wait a minute, I thought he was cool. What’s going on here?”

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