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Finding a hippie girl who keeps her bush in check and whose farts smell like jasmine sounds like a dream come true, but you've got no idea what a pain it is trying to get her out of the house. Comments/Enlarge | See all









This is something known as “only in Mexico,” where babes that in any other city would have their pick of men have to settle for greasy, pube-bearded cadavers in neon-striped sneakers. There should be an outreach program to bring these girls to New York so they can fuck guys that are worthy of them.

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