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So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Put a knife in this Sheep on Drugs mad scientist’s hand and he’s reading my mind as to what I’m doing as I creep up behind him on the dance floor. Comments/Enlarge | See all









There’s a fine line between horny-slob-who’s-up-for-it in a good, old-fashioned fuck-in-the-bathroom way and horny-slob-who’s-up-for-it in a Jesus-Christ-what-have-I-done, gonorrhea-ish way.

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