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So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all


This girl’s real actual name is Angel Butts. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Hey guys, sorry I’m late. So which one of you was having a bad trip? I’ve got 11,000 moonbeams in my pocket and a sunray made of happy thoughts. I can combine those into a star rise that enables you to fly or just put the bad trip in a fart jar and leave with it. Your call.

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