I never dreamt the mascot for Mean Grape Colon Cleanser would be something I’d wish was my weird German aunt.Comments/Enlarge |
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I wish I could tell you whether or not this Venice Beach Robocop’s legs were going “kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt” with each step, but it was hard to hear over the sound of my mouth going “Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa.”Comments/Enlarge |
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Every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster (right) that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey (left) next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow.
