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Anybody seen the A.R.E Weapons guys recently? Comments/Enlarge | See all


What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits. Comments/Enlarge | See all









OK it’s good to give bums change and everything. We’re all for that but please, please, please, stop painting your toenails blood red. It is freaking us out. Toes are intense enough looking without you drawing that much attention to them. It’s like putting lipstick on your labia and nipples or me putting it on the head of my knob.

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