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The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge | See all


Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Before really getting into something you have to check its plausibility. We all have polyester shirts we love, but they get so fucking hot they make it look like your armpits pissed their pants. If you are a sweaty balls kind of guy, sorry, but you can't wear white spandex pants. It makes your legs look like a sweaty armpit.

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