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I wish I could tell you whether or not this Venice Beach Robocop’s legs were going “kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt” with each step, but it was hard to hear over the sound of my mouth going “Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa.” Comments/Enlarge | See all









Fuck sexy. Sexy’s corny. Comfers-cozers is the new sexy because you can go rent movies with it and it never complains about how long the walk is.

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