They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.Comments/Enlarge |
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We love these East Village tweakers who broadcast public-access TV shows from their mother’s living room in Alphabet City. They are the real New York, and the neighborhood would suck without them. Never go away, Crimson Bernie!Comments/Enlarge |
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OK, new rule: No more breaking people’s noses or using any implements in fights. It has to go back to the “put up your dukes” days where you’d get a black eye and someone would break it up and that would be it. Guys in fights today have to go wait in the E.R. for 12 hours and get stitches and a finger splint and blah blah blah. It’s like they leave the fight with a homework assignment.
