When did you stop hiring writers and start hiring typists?
Subject: green day??? hahahahahaha Date: Jan 25 2007 10:42:52 AM Author: wally champ
who is christ's name are you dumb bitches fucking?!?
Subject: sense Date: Jan 24 2007 06:10:26 AM Author: witty
of disgust?
Subject: quality Date: Jan 24 2007 12:19:06 AM Author: monika
THE LAST ONE IS HILARIOUS
yea
Subject: erm Date: Jan 23 2007 02:19:59 PM Author: s
i actually would love all of those things (even the greenday poster...i'd probably draw or paste stuff on it though)...
especially if it was from a friend or boyfriend...
Subject: yawn Date: Jan 23 2007 01:49:31 PM Author: lulu
i'm your demographic, and a girl, and i'm totally bored by everything here. so rip me a new one or whatever, but i won't be back to read it.
toodles!
Subject: chair Date: Jan 22 2007 04:18:46 PM Author: c
For me at least the chair would show that the boy knew I spend a lot of time at my desk and wanted to get me something I would use, way better than my ex who frogot/ignored my birthday after I made a big deal about how mine was two days after his.
Subject: popular broads Date: Jan 22 2007 01:28:35 PM Author: zzzzzzzzzzzz
Jackie is exactly what the most popular girl in middle school becomes- A below average middle-aged douche who actually remembers middle school(because that's when she peaked). An appropriate last name if ever there was. Even if it's total fiction
Subject: So... Date: Jan 22 2007 12:38:28 PM Author: Erica
this article is less about girls and more about how lame guys are? got it.
Subject: right Date: Jan 22 2007 12:22:40 PM Author: York
No, I agree. This article is fuckin boring.
Subject: dummy douchebag story Date: Jan 22 2007 12:21:26 PM Author: jesus fever
am i actually the first to say that this article fucking sucks? I can't believe people get all worked up and trash vice for falling off on the do's and dont's board and this shit gets a free pass.
Subject: have you noticed... Date: Jan 22 2007 11:30:42 AM Author: Rubia
that all the gifts are from ex-boyfriends?
Cause-effect I suppose...
Subject: holy shit Date: Jan 22 2007 09:10:01 AM Author: squid billy
I'm getting everyone garbage cans for Christmas
Subject: sss Date: Jan 22 2007 08:15:32 AM Author: Ladd
haha crappy gifts,i should get my girldfriend one of those gifts
Subject: fibs on fibs on fibs Date: Jan 21 2007 11:56:39 PM Author: the:glass:eater
well jackie, that must have been a damn small private school. was it possibly near power lines?
Subject: also Date: Jan 21 2007 10:55:38 PM Author: destructo
the most popular girl in my school was actually really nice, and not conventially beautiful or even pretty, really.
(not saying i believe jackie tho).
Subject: i thought... Date: Jan 21 2007 10:51:41 PM Author: destructo
...the chair was kind of nice. i would be appreciative.
Subject: fallen star Date: Jan 21 2007 10:00:11 PM Author: bebi pappo tut tut von eids
i'm picturing sarah bradham's caroline being jackie fallen, and when she fell her brain got damaged
Subject: not done yet.. Date: Jan 21 2007 08:11:43 PM Author: drStrangelove
Haaaa we had that dumb ass carnation thing at my high school too. There's was a super stuck up twat named Jane who, when she found that the one she got was from her little sister and not a boy, she threw it in her face and yelled at her in front of everybody. Gooood times.
Subject: Fallen Date: Jan 21 2007 05:50:29 PM Author: Will
I like the way vice used the much hotter interviewee to lure us into reading the articles, and it most certainly wasn't you Fallen.
Subject: I usually avoid this... Date: Jan 21 2007 04:55:21 PM Author: JC
...but I'm going to have to pile on and say "Jackie, you're full of shit". This is not what the most popular girl in school looks like, even if she let herself go -- there's just not that raw material there to begin with.
If you're gonna lie baby, at least make it interesting... Carnations? I'll bet you didn't even get one and that scarred you for life so now, you concoct the opposite. I would have given you one out of pity though. (and thats even worse than none)
I once gave a girlfriend I couldn't shake oven mitts and a used vacuum cleaner.
It worked.
Subject: m Date: Jan 21 2007 03:32:59 PM Author: m
yeah right jackie
Subject: Who dare Date: Jan 21 2007 03:25:26 PM Author: Donny Steeves
who dare wins a ha this not fany like lots of things too
Subject: . Date: Jan 21 2007 02:02:38 PM Author: .
yeah right jackie you bint
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