He made his bangs out of red tracing paper, cut his waist off then handcuffed it to himself, and made a scarf out of a cheetah skin draft-guard. Congratulations Pierre Pirou. You just became Monsieur LeCrab’s trusty sidekick.
sCORe ONE FOr the SkinNY, NoN-Gap, crowd. That is some serious style...and the comment below is very, very, true. He's like a latin Waldo...LOVE IT.!!!!
Subject: myself Date: Aug 09 2007 08:50:51 PM Author: filipe vintena
well vice has got one thing rigth, i was born in france lol so you can say i'm french(even thou my parents are portuguese but who cares eny way lol)I read all the coments, some were funy, some busted my ego(thanks)and some were a bit disturbing ( like why would you want to betme up). eny way it was hilarius to see myself in vice(and all my friends said at least your in the do's)hou and to thous complaning about the smirnoff, they diren't have champagne and the percentage of whisky they put in a drink in tORONTO is just hilarius(wat the hell are you supose to do with that little sample honey i
Subject: 'yourmum' Date: Aug 06 2007 04:22:49 PM Author: chdlb
it doesnt look like he cares about personal hygiene, fashion, mental or financial stability, morals etc...ahhh, you shut the fuck up .
Subject: shutup Date: Aug 01 2007 03:44:59 PM Author: yourmum
i see this guy all the time and he is cool , he is always alone i don't think he has any friends ( I'm sure a lot of toronto hippsteres would hang out with him just cause he is weird)
i don't think he cares much about you social bullshit, so shut the fuck up.
... by the cut down pants phenomena, very Tokyo "don't". But I guess with out them he's just a Culture Club bass player knock off. Just don't go to the strip joint or tea dance w/ him. Something alarming may develop.
Subject: How to stay single Date: Jul 26 2007 05:38:23 PM Author: Chairman Blank
Not only does he look like a jackass he's also drinking Smirnoff Ice. Wow this guy is just a complete package aint' he?
Subject: underpants Date: Jul 26 2007 04:07:17 PM Author: of this comment
I have those underpants. They were $12 at H&M. Does that make me a "Do" or is he now a "Don't" ?
Subject: are you serious? Date: Jul 26 2007 09:02:59 AM Author: are you serious?
fhc are fucking serious? no way, are you some sort of scientist or something? i wanna see your thesis paper for that groundbreaking proposal
Subject: ALSO Date: Jul 26 2007 08:46:09 AM Author: Virgo
Also: A fine DO will often wear the clothes everybody else rejects @ Goodwill. While typical clueless types will seek 50's check shirts and 70's printed sundresses, the ultimate VICE DO will find a way to wear Vision Streetwear tees and Bongo jeans. The Do is an 80's scrap scavenger, always seeking to impress with the subtlest reference to their own and their older sibling's childhood.
I agree but there is another element: Grime. All dos have noticeable traces of dirt on their faces and/or on their clothes. Even the "hot chick" do obviously only washes her hair every four days. I'm reminded of the do, awhile back, with a baby and Chanel boots. The boots were scuffed. Or the Asian girl in Judi Rosen jeans: She had oily skin and hair. So, therefore, Wasted+Dirty=DO.
the composition of this picture is exquisite. the way his small, frail figure is framed by two substantial americans references Titian's "pesaro madonna"--his hat creates a golden glow about his visage like a halo...
i wanna headbutt this guy into the next dimension and empty his Zima allover his face
Subject: um. i get it. where can i buy some crack Date: Jul 25 2007 04:36:26 PM Author: fuck haute couture
You know how every once in a while someone decides they've found THE magic "do" formula Post-It noted to all the VICE staff cubicles and write some inane list? But the list is always full of contradictions with other do's? I've got it now, suckers.
The magic "do" formula has nothing to do with what you are actually wearing, but how well it prepares you for a wasted night out. Look at this guy, he's a total fucking crackhead.
Every "do" is either wasted, about to get wasted, or the day after wasted.
the amount of thought that went into that outfit amazes me. you can tell this is something he spent his entire afternoon on and then, after donning his costume, spent a few hours admiring himself in the mirror while listening to really good french house and smoking cigarettes.
when u cant score any brown sugar i guess youve always got your cheap and nasty vodka 'mixers' to ease the pain and of course lame friends to dress you up as their favourite wigger cartoon characters
Subject: Vane$$a Date: Jul 25 2007 11:42:18 AM Author: The Burnout
sugah baby make me go hah cha cha...
Subject: do do Date: Jul 25 2007 11:14:28 AM Author: poopie pants
do = do do
do = dog do do
do = poo
Subject: Okay... Date: Jul 25 2007 10:36:20 AM Author: RILWAN K
Well deserved DO...
Subject: sidekick Date: Jul 25 2007 10:30:44 AM Author: stephen
haha, he is!
Subject: Confession Time Date: Jul 25 2007 09:26:55 AM Author: Vane$$a
I'm looking at this while while sitting in my cubicle and listening to Psychoticbumpschool on Stretchin' Out in Bootsy's Rubber band. I also forgot to wear panties today. Ooopsy daisy I must be crazy.
Subject: . Date: Jul 25 2007 08:58:22 AM Author: iik
limp-wristed retard
Subject: sucker Date: Jul 25 2007 08:52:53 AM Author: Ginny
i bet he could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Subject: regret Date: Jul 25 2007 08:50:20 AM Author: raymitheminx.blogspot.com
he'll regret destroying those pants.
Subject: poof Date: Jul 25 2007 08:46:40 AM Author: henrietta
someone should teach this poof how to throw a football.
Subject: MAN Date: Jul 25 2007 08:37:54 AM Author: JAZZMAN
These Mr. Crab captions are good.
Ah..Crabie. I would play with the quartet an my friend would serve a bit of fromage and wine and we would smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke HASH.
Subject: . Date: Jul 25 2007 08:35:38 AM Author: HOT.
Nice hat though.
Subject: . Date: Jul 25 2007 08:30:03 AM Author: HOT.
Le "clown" de francais?
Subject: puta Date: Jul 25 2007 08:04:30 AM Author: meldinn
girl in front's a douche fo sho.
Subject: That Girl Date: Jul 25 2007 06:12:17 AM Author: Mikhail
I want the girl in the foreground's genes in my future lineage. Also, can we get some sort of Johnny Ryan visual back up on this cartoon idea?
Subject: end the mag already Date: Jul 25 2007 05:04:11 AM Author: skimpy
vice, your writing really fucking sucks now
Subject: not me Date: Jul 25 2007 04:40:29 AM Author: me
yeah that chick is pretty fuckin foxy, you can tell her i said so.
Subject: hey Date: Jul 25 2007 02:31:34 AM Author: tt
how bout the chick in the foreground? not bad huh?
Subject: LeCrab Date: Jul 25 2007 01:31:56 AM Author: emilie w
loving the 'LeCrab' gigg. he should have a whole troup
Subject: its the look on their faces that is the Date: Jul 25 2007 01:01:16 AM Author: fee
final touch
Subject: thx Date: Jul 25 2007 01:00:30 AM Author: fee
Subject: Il Siento... Date: Jul 25 2007 12:06:08 AM Author: Raffi
That guy is crusty enough to be in the Simpsons.
Verdad Issue. Pls.
Subject: eric bogosian Date: Jul 25 2007 12:04:35 AM Author: eric bogosian
yeah, i don't know about this one but smirnoff ice is a don't in my book...he does look like he's fun to hang around with tho
Used to be if old guys wanted to be eccentric they’d look like this guy and maybe even throw in a monocle and a bow tie. Today they try to look like the drummer for Ashlee Simpson. Where did we go wrong?
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